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A Welker Darkly
In early November of that year, nine months after he entered free agency, Wes was transferred to a practice facility in St. Louis, which is located…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Eleven
PART TWO – COINCIDENCE PART THREE – ENEMY ACTION Chapter Eleven ‘And what is your cut?’ whistled Mr. Richardson. ‘Twenty billion’, replied Goodell. ‘Within…
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I am Keenan Allen’s Lacerated Kidney
YOU WAKE UP at MetLife Stadium. Every kickoff and kneeldown, when the ball was booted off a tee or snapped by the center, I…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Ten
Chapter Six Chapter Seven Chapter Eight Chapter Nine Chapter Ten – Hoods’ Congress The bowels of Wembley Stadium are damp and cold. The opposite…
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American Jet (Part 2)
The smell of blood works its way into my dreams, which are, for the most part, terrible: trapped on a green and white Boeing…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Eight
Chapter Six Chapter Seven Chapter Eight Many unlikely people play golf, including people who are blind, who have only one arm, or even no…
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Scratch-22
In the wake of recent incidents where a potentially concussed Arian Foster was allowed to retake the field without clearing the concussion protocol and…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Seven
Chapter Six Chapter Seven Balls strolled across the five hundred yards of shaven seaside turf that leads to the first tee. Goodell was practicing…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Six
PART ONE – HAPPENSTANCE PART TWO – COINCIDENCE Chapter Six ‘Good morning, Alfred. All set?’ ‘Yes, sir, Mr. Balls. Got your club in tiptop…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Four
Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four ‘Who are you, Mr. Balls and why are you in here?’ The girl was calm. She…