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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Goon This Up

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I'll be honest, this draft may have some limited appeal and we'll probably wind up talking amongst ourselves before we run out of picks, but I wanted to use that featured image and I've been watching more hockey than usual lately, so you will get the draft you get and

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-11

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Today, you get an abbreviated version. List of things I like that start with the letter B: Boobies Booty Blondes Balls (mine) Beignets Boning Babydolls (lingerie) Beer Beef Beans ( I AM Mexican) Beauty I could go on. However, I need to move on. So, aside from THAT, what is there to talk about? Sports Update We are now in the Masters. Anyone

Request Line: Too Clever By Half

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  The studio lights come on... …and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard.  HUNTER RENFROW: [tossing his bike helmet and backpack onto the couch and

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hang On, We’re Doing Clave Rhythms in Class

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So my dicking around writing time is being interrupted by actually having to do my job. The nerve! Well, it could be worse I guess. And next week is spring break so I'll have some writing time. Now, granted, I'm still gigging (nobody's getting married during Passover but there are

AFL Beat 2025 – Round 4 Recap!

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This week, we have three undefeated teams, three winless teams, and a whole lotta mess in the middle. Let's get to it! *** The AFL Ladder *** The AFL Round 4 Results The AFL Round 4 Highlights https://youtu.be/YLEbQc0fSfw?si=hUmSRCREdTfozqZZ https://youtu.be/liMCKjdEf3A?si=z2owTQeEhkbkCHZK https://youtu.be/ulEhNlhDH6Y?si=DAOVv9miysnkuZUK https://youtu.be/IqiIqah4Lqw?si=u_jPtneTVbtMOVkz https://youtu.be/Sfc_v023wzI?si=B_1--iRF9f-J3F3v https://youtu.be/Bw3lEq9sfbo?si=X_-FI04sHR1la7MB https://youtu.be/iHt1zzxpVH8?si=MkwUC9qC2JQ08b3J https://youtu.be/snII_6gS2aI?si=CTETYmwC2bQHvHjO AFL Round 5 Schedule *** AFL Footy Tipping Contest Results *** Notes and Comments Adelaide could have reached the top of the table, but

Subsequent GTD reflections

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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope you're well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:The sea is dangerous

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Can’t Touch This!

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Guten Tag, drones. Today's topic is brought to you courtesy of s discussion is yesterday's AM/PM open thread, after Ovi broke Gretzky's once "unbreakable" career-goal scoring mark. Side-note, fuck Gretzky and his MAGA ass.  Canada should revoke his citizenship. Anyway, Ovechkin now taking the record back to the Russian Motherland inspired a conversation

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-10

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We live in interesting times. I, particularly, have lived through: 70s gas rationing The Cold War and the constant threat of nuclear war The fall of the Berlin Wall The dissolution of the Soviet Union The dissolution of Yugoslavia Vegas being run by the mob The Birth of the Internet Vegas being run by corporations 9/11 The Napster

Request Line: Sadie Hawkins

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  The studio lights come on... ...and in the hallway that leads to the studio...there is no sound at all.  DJ 3000': WHERE COULD HE...[pulls up HUNTER RENFROW's cellphone location tracker]...OH. DJ 3000 angles himself so