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Request Line: Hockey

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are…actually, most of the lights are out.  A single spotlight is pointed at a disco ball on the ceiling, the reflections from which faintly illuminate DJ 3000′ as it boots up… …to a studio that has remained empty during the entire NFL season.  As we watch,

Thursday Morning Olympics Thread

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Greetings! The Olympics are winding down, which means the next few days are going to be jam-packed with gold, silver, and bronze medals being handed out to humanity's finest physical specimens like cannolis at an Italian deli (and apparently with approximately the same structural integrity). Unfortunately, since AI has functionally

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Office Thoughts

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It’s 10:30, I just polished off a raspberry spandauer (which is good) and chai (which is mid at best) from Ole & Steen, and it’s the day where I’m at the school until 12, and then I’ve got some business uptown (more on that later?) so let’s Carpenter this out!

2026 Balls Noir Series Episode 7

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The Denouement We sat in the exact same chairs except Mark was now seated at the other head of the table.  I had prepped Destiny on what was going to happen, so she didn’t make any wrong moves.  The only ones not in on the scheme were Eve and Bob.     Eve was being

Future Shock: Tuesday Open Thread

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Thank god the football season is over, so I can get back to enjoying football. Yes, we are finally past What is Happening and into What Will Happen Next, an altogether more hopeful phase for the vast majority of fans. Free agency, the draft, the potential for your miserable owner to

Subsequent GTD reflections

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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope you're well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. Totes mailing it in today, as it's a holiday

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Make Some Calls!

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Guten Tag, Drones. We're excited to bring you your regular off-season Monday time-waster, the mock draft, as Hippo curls back into a fetal position for the next few months. Unless the Cardinals are good this seaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh man, almost got that out, too. Anyway, I've already got a list of 24 topics, which gives

The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-4

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As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE pledge to you, OUR loyal subjects, to share our knowledge and update you on the goings-on in the Realm every Saturday Night in the off-season. Tonight,