Life as We Know It

Your MAF (Monday Afternoon Football) Open thread

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Good afternoon, all! Today we have an extra bonus game thanks to the Ravens' strength and conditioning coach being a complete moron. Actually, that's not really fair. I read somewhere that they found 4 different strains of COVID in the Baltimore Ravens franchise. So, it wasn't only the strength

Sexy Friday, It’s December! edition

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Holy Moly how is it already December?!? It seems only yesterday that it was March and St. Patrick's Day parties got cancelled because of some weird disease coming from China. I remember people thinking and saying everything would be fine in a couple of weeks. Ah, good times. However,

It’s December already!?! Tuesday night open thread

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As BGR is on the IR with a shoulder owie (wishing him a most speedy recovery) there is a little known DFO bylaw that states that the Tuesday night open thread should be done by a Canadian with three words in their screen name.  Who knew? So, as one of the

There’s Got To Be A Pony In There Somewhere

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Bless yeahright's heart, for amidst all the literal chaos, death, destruction, and despair of 2020, he suggested we all gather 'round the DFO clubhouse fire and share what we're still thankful for this year. It reminds me of the story of the family that moves to a new house, and while

Your “Later Gators!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Nuggets: I'm just going to let the headline do the talking: Mike McCarthy channels inner Gallagher, smashes watermelons before Cowboys' win over Vikings Apparently, to make his point in front of very large African-American gentlemen, Mike McCarthy made his point to the team by having coaches roll watermelons in

Sexy Friday, pre-American-Thanksgiving Day edition

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Today we will NOT have pictures of girls dressed up as turkeys or pumpkins or anything like that. Thanks to Spur, we will have a very special Sexy Friday featuring plenty of meat. For those of you prudes that don't like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music

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Well, it's been another fun week of Donald Trump not surrendering, so lets take a look at the news: This charming fellow went by the name Peter Sutcliffe, but the press called him the "Yorkshire Ripper". Between 1975-80 he killed 13 women in northern England & attempted to kill seven more.