YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Nominees

ballsofsteelandfury - December 26, 2024December 26, 2024

Yes, it's that time of year again! My, how time flies! I also thought today, right after Christmas, was the best day to publish this. Jesus GETS titties and asses. This year, the 2025 AVN Awards Show is set to take place January 25, 2025 at Virgin Hotels Las Vegas. Tickets to the

Your Academy Awards Open Thread and Prediction Post

yeah right - March 10, 2024March 10, 2024

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banner image courtesy Wikipedia Good evening and welcome to the Academy Awards live blog and prediction post. I'm your host yeah right. Yeah I'm pulling double duty today but what the fuck ever. It's Oscar time! Yes, I do love the Oscars and I watch every year. Live as it airs even!

YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Winners! (And Open Thread)

ballsofsteelandfury - February 10, 2024February 4, 2024

Last time, I presented to you the list of nominees along with my picks for the winners. It's time to find out how well I did. I don't want this post to be War and Peace long, so I'll simply recap my pick, announce the winner, and provide commentary and a

YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Nominees

ballsofsteelandfury - January 9, 2024January 9, 2024

Yes, it's that time of year again! My, how time flies! This year, the awards are being held at Resorts World in lovely Las Vegas, Nevada on Saturday, January 27 at 9 PM. You can buy tickets here. Tickets start at $168, which is amazing considering the face value of my ticket

I Watched It So You Don’t Have To: The Christmas Twin Switch

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - December 22, 2023December 22, 2023

Normally Christmas movies are Scotchnaut and Wakezilla's beat, but I stumbled upon a seemingly unheard of gem on the NFL Network over the weekend and I wanted to spread its holiday cheer with the fine folks here. The Film: The Christmas Twin Switch The Players: He's got the beard, he's got the belly,

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - February 21, 2023February 21, 2023

Another demoralizing loss for the team last week. Both sides went in with only two live bowlers, a pair on each of the teams having pre-bowled. Possibly something to do with Valentine’s Day. At least that was the case for our pair of harried married rollers. The thing about this

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - January 10, 2023January 10, 2023

One late morning last week, seated in my motor-carriage and travelling to-wards a local restaurant in search of sustenance to break the night’s fast, I spotted a chunk of slush in the roadway. It being almost directly in my tire’s path I decided that the best slush is mushed slush

Your Oscar Live Post and Sunday Evening Open Thread

yeah right - February 9, 2020February 8, 2020

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banner image by DJ TAJ Good evening everyone and welcome to the show. In past years we here at DFO have had extensive coverage (and amazing original artwork) of Oscar Season provided by our very own Make It Snow. This year due to several commitments he was unable to provide coverage. We will

I Watched It So You Don’t Have To: Noelle

Wakezilla - December 1, 2019

Hello DFOers! It's December, which means, welcome back to DFO's Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches a Christmas movie and summarizes it for you, so you can go for a snooze or drink more booze when your significant wants to watch the movie

Kyler’s Movie Corner: The Great Gatsby

Movie Reviews

Ian Scott McCormick - April 26, 2019April 26, 2019

Hey everybody, this is Kyler Murray. As some of you know, my life has been a wild ride over the past two years. I was drafted to play baseball for the Oakland Athletics, I became the starting quarterback for the Oklahoma Sooners, won a Heisman Trophy, and just became the

Fresh Set Of Eyes: Office Romance

Ian Scott McCormick - February 20, 2019February 20, 2019

Office Romance is a Rom-Com about people with horrifying teeth falling in love or lust with the talent at the workplace. As with the past entries on The Irony of Fate, and Moscow Does Not Believe In Tears there is a fair amount of misdirection, but the movie is a straightforward romantic comedy. It's

DFO Does the Movies: Aquabro (No Spoilers in Review)

Wakezilla - January 1, 2019January 2, 2019

Hey Bros and Ladies, Your pal Wakezilla finally got some time off to do some fun stuff during his winter vacation. As a result, I decided to hit up Aquabro, starring my boy, Jason Bromoa. Here's my review of this brotastic film. Grab a Bud Light Lime and have a seat