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Kyler’s Movie Corner: The Great Gatsby
Hey everybody, this is Kyler Murray. As some of you know, my life has been a wild ride over the past two years. I…
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Fresh Set Of Eyes: Office Romance
Office Romance is a Rom-Com about people with horrifying teeth falling in love or lust with the talent at the workplace. As with the…
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DFO Does the Movies: Aquabro (No Spoilers in Review)
Hey Bros and Ladies, Your pal Wakezilla finally got some time off to do some fun stuff during his winter vacation. As a result,…
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A Cable Car Christmas
Normally Christmas movies are Scotchnaut’s beat, but I stumbled upon a seemingly unheard of gem on the NFL Network over the weekend and I…
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I Watched It So You Don’t Have To: Christmas Connection
The hallmark of a treacly Christmas are the movies that tend to pop up informing us of the inherent goodness that the season brings.…
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At The Movies VIII – Savage Beach
[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Early Evening] Beastie and tWBS enter through the front door. Balls sits at the table drinking a fruit, yogurt, tequila, and…
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At The Movies VII – Hard Ticket to Hawaii
[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Downstairs Bathroom, 2:15 AM] Balls is sitting on the toilet, watching live AFL and…otherwise involved. Suddenly, he hears a knock on…
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Balls and tWBS: At The Movies V
tWBS: So here we are again. It’s gonna be tough to top last time, ya know. Balls: Shut the fuck up, Donny!!! tWBS: You…
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Balls and tWBS: At The Movies IV
tWBS: So, do you think the DFOers are getting tired of this quasi movie review thingy we’re trying to force upon them yet? Balls: …
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Balls and tWBS: At The Movies III
BallsofSteelandFury: We’re back! Some of you may say, “Like herpes!” and you’re only partially correct. This time, we are tackling a film that, truthfully, …