Your “He’s Probably Cut By Columbus Day” Monday Open Thread

NFL Weekend Injury & Early Cuts Round-Up: Nice work, Mark Sanchez - Trevor Siemian has been named Denver's Week 1 starter. Luke Kuechly is listed as day-to-day due to blood loss from his hard-on. kudos to ESPN for going the extra mile and pondering if Siemian might be the worst Week

Your “Thanks For Asking” Wednesday Open Thread

NFL pre-Week 3 preseason games notes: on the heels of his practice fight with the Bears last week comes news the Patriots are cutting Center Brian Stork. [UPDATE: traded to the [*Redacted] s for a 7th Round pick.] PFT is alleging that the Browns denied wanting to trade Josh Gordon in order

Your “Still Living To Fight Another Day” Tuesday Open Thread

NFL News: The Colts have signed Antonio Cromartie. For future reference, the closest Planned Parenthood office is 4.7 miles due North from Lucas Oil Stadium. The "Al-Jazeera Four" have had their meeting dates set: Packers linebackers Clay Matthews and Julius Peppers will be interviewed on Wednesday, August 24 in Green

Your “Hold Off On Drinking, It’s ‘Annie!’ Day” Wednesday Open Thread

Because when it's preseason, there's football tomorrow! NFL Headlines: Bruce Arians has been released from hospital. Must've been that bean he ate. Steve Smith passed his physical. Looking forward to his demands people ice up. Tomy Romo is expected to play Friday versus the Dolphins. He has to, or they won't let

Your “Just Another Sign The Season Is Upon Us” Tuesday Open Thread

NFL Roundup: plenty of news today Ugh. Fresh on the heels of the good news that Kenny Easley has been chosen by the Senior Committee for possible Hall of Fame consideration comes Jerry Jones & Paul Taglibue being nominated for the Hall in the "Contributor" category. The League has given

Your “Not Quite Heroin; More Like Methadone” Monday Open Thread

NFL News: Florio is retreading a report that the NFL is considering the Rams & 49ers in China for the 2018 season's first game. The main article is hidden behind a paywall that demanded too much info, but the gist I caught was that the League would make this the Thursday

Your “C’mon, Get Here Already!” Wednesday Open Thread

NFL Missing Person Updates: HURT: Bills rookie linebacker Reggie Ragland - ACL - out for the season Giants WR Victor Cruz - strained calf; won't play first preseason game CUT: Rams rookie WR Deon Long - for bringing a woman into the dorm BACK: Seahawks TE Jimmy Graham - first day

Your “Only 48 More Hours” Tuesday Open Thread

NFL News: Warm up the Meme Machine, because Mark Sanchez has been named the starter for the Broncos first pre-season game. On the topic of lame arms, apparently Tebow is going to try his hand at baseball. Uh huh. Lane Johnson (who?) is facing a 10-game suspension for PED use.

Your “How Much Gravy Was Wasted?” Monday Open Thread

NFL Notes: well, I expected nfl.com to have little if any mention of last night's fiasco. All they've got is a short piece on the need to replace the field, without laying any direct blame for last night. in follow-up, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! RGIII has been named the pre-season starter for the

Your “Olympic Hall of Fame Weekend” Friday Open Thread

NFL late-Friday News Dump: The Cardinals have extended Fitty through 2017 and Carson Palmer through 2018. Mike McCarthy vows to never give up play calling again. So get ready for more Packer field goals from the three. Brandon Marshall threw a punch at Darrelle Revis in practice Friday. Looks like

Your “What’s Staubach Doing These Days?” Thursday Open Thread

Assorted NFL Bits & Bites: Matt Forte is likely out for at least one of the Jets' preseason games. Pfft - wake me when he starts missing regular season games and I have to adjust my lineup. Darrelle Revis is open to moving to safety from corner if either injury