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Your “Dodging Cars & New Scars” Canadian Holiday Monday Evening Open Thread
As I said last year aboot this time: Victoria Day: Under Canadian law, the date is reserved in anniversary of the birth of…
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Your “Yay! Bad Things DO Happen To Bad People” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The opening of the new joint Rams and Chargers stadium in Inglewood, Calif., has been delayed until 2020. Unexpected rainfall this…
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Your “Poor Poor Pitiful TAWMMMY” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: LeGarrette Blount has signed a one-year deal with the Eagles. Because the Patriots tendered him as a UFA before May 9, using an…
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Your “Kind Of A ‘Blah’ Day” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Adam Jones pleaded guilty to a misdemeanour charge In Cincinnati today, avoiding a felony charge & trial for the obstruction incident he…
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Your “A Year’s Salary to Stay Under 250? Sign Me Up!” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Eddie Lacy met his first Seahawks weight target Monday, coming in at 253 pounds, well under the 255 pounds he was required…
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Your “All This Talk About Black Balls Is Going To Summon Either Nat Turner or Buddy Cole” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Josh Gordon has been denied in an attempt to be reinstated. No reason has been given. Gordon last played for the Browns in 2014.…
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Your “Seventh Heaven – Game Seven!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
But not in the bad-touchy Dad-from-7th-Heaven kind of way. NFL News: The NFL has named Alberto Riveron the new Head of Officiating. Technically the senior…
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Your Clean Records = Clean Conscience” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: As expected, Aaron Hernandez’s murder conviction was vacated today, as a result of his suicide prior to the conclusion of his appeal.…
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Your “Death From Above; Baltimore Monday” Evening Open Thread
NFL News: ESPN had someone follow future broadcaster Tony Romo around a golf course during his US Open qualifier. I don’t think they cut…
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Your “Well Joe, My Opinion Is, ‘DOOONN’T CAAARRE’” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: It’s getting crowded in the booth, as Jay Cutler has apparently auditioned for John Lynch’s old job at FOX. He must need…