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Your “Oh, I Don’t Know – Let’s Say Moe” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: the Titans are kicking Eric Decker’s tires. Brent Griffith, who spent one year with the Bills in 1990, is being charged with…
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Your “All That’s Left Now Is The Waiting For Training Camps” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The [Redacteds] have named first black Super Bowl QB Doug Williams VP of player personnel. Deciding a soft Achilles is preferable to…
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Your “Just One More Playoff To Go” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Mike McCarthy, seen right with the only reason he’s still employed, has dismissed all veterans with 6+ years of NFL experience from mandatory…
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Your “Death & Darkness Are Rushing Forward” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Luckily, there’s still The Darkness. NFL Notes: Julian Edelman & the Patriots have agreed on a contract extension. Otherwise, this was the final year…
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Your “Man, OTAs Are Boring!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: PeyPey has been contracted by Riddell as a “consultant” on their new helmet designs. First order of business – more head room!…
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Your “What – Nothing’s On Again?! Where’s “The Longest Day”?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Proving you can move a team but the misery still follows, Chargers rookie Mike Williams is out of remaining OTAs with a herniated…
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Your “You Idiot – You Proved You’re Replaceable!” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: In a move destined to cause no social media ruffles at all, the Seahawks signed Austin Davis to compete for a backup…
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Your “Hey – There’s A Game 7 On Tonight!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Looking like his mom also told him that he’s the most handsome boy on the team, Brock Ostweiler brushed off questions that…
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Your “Depths of the Off-season” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Ezekiel Elliott was in a minor car crash on Sunday, so he’s been kept out of practice. Myles Garrett was held out…
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Your “Scoring Is Down But Celebrations Are Up!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Cortez Kennedy died today, age 48. No cause of death was announced. I just remember him eating people up during the 90s,…