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Your “What Fresh Hell Is This?” Monday Evening Open Thread
The first stills for the HBO Sandusky movie came out today, and the best comment at Deadspin was about how it’ll be the second…
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Your “You Don’t Have Beerguy To Kick Around For A While” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Zach Orr is coming out of retirement, after being told by doctors that his congenital spinal condition is not as bad as…
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Your “Ugh – This Crap Again?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Dreamboat came #1 in the players poll of the Top-100. something something save us Bernard Pollard. Hey – he’s currently available. Matty…
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Your “One Month Until Camps Open” Monday Evening Open Thread
Most training camps open between July 25-27. As such, it’s nothing but “here’s how we’re gonna do this year” quotes coming out of most…
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Your “Object May Be Closer Than Appears” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Derek Carr got paid. Five years, $125 million. He’s now the highest-paid QB. Jaws isn’t sure if ESPN will have him back…
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Your “Well, Here’s Proof There Is No God” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
To answer the question from last night: $200. NFL News: For reasons that will become apparent after the sun swallows the earth, Jerry Jones…
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Your “Opening Night Beer Night!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL notes: In a statement that strains both human credibility and the “bullshit” test, Roger Goodell says “my friendship with Robert [Kraft] was never strained.”…
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SCOTUS Slants in Favor of The [REDACTEDS], You Don’t Have To
Yesterday, the Supreme Court of the U.S. decided Matal v. Tam. Simon Tam, lead singer of “The Slants”, applied for trademark protection of the…
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Your “Oh Sure; Why Not?!” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Tom Brady really hopes the Patriots are the ones who get to play the NFL’s first regular season game in China. Which…
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Your “Out For Summer, Out ’til Fall, I Might Not Come Back At All” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: How was Jeremy Maclin cut from the Chiefs? By voicemail. To be fair to Andy Reid, he might’ve thought he’d called a…