Saturday night open thread – No Clone edition

ballsofsteelandfury - February 21, 2026February 21, 2026

So, the Clone function is borked and I can't use the same format as before. Therefore, you get a stripped-down version of the Open Thread. DO SOMETHING, CONGRESS!! Golf was fun today. It was fucking freezing at 6:30 AM, when we started, but it warmed up nicely as the day

Sexy Friday – 20260220

Mr. Ayo - February 20, 2026February 20, 2026

TGIF! Valentine's Day is done and dusted, but that baby is still on the way in November. Congrats in advance. Word Count Filler Time Speaking of fertility, let's learn about Easter. It's roots are actually from Germans. They had an annual pagan festival for Eostre, the goddess of spring and fertility. Christianity of

Your Mixed Bag Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 19, 2026

How 'bout them Olympics! As always, hockey delivered, bringing you four OT games over two days. Were I a betting monkey I'd put a couple of bananas on the Finns tomorrow. They're very solid defensively, are fantastic on the counterattack and have great depth. I was hoping they'd play the

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Office Thoughts

Senor Weaselo - February 18, 2026February 18, 2026

It’s 10:30, I just polished off a raspberry spandauer (which is good) and chai (which is mid at best) from Ole & Steen, and it’s the day where I’m at the school until 12, and then I’ve got some business uptown (more on that later?) so let’s Carpenter this out!

Get Your Nails: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.

Don T - February 15, 2026February 15, 2026

♫‘Suuuuuuuuup!♫ Oh, happy mood tonite. I saw something yesterday that totally amped me up—uff. Jesus Christ... But Imma talk about nails first. When relationships end, a local saying here in PR goes “A nail gets out another nail [waits for acknowledgement of wisdom received]”. I see you’re unmoved. Ok. It has

The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-4

ballsofsteelandfury - February 14, 2026February 14, 2026

As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE pledge to you, OUR loyal subjects, to share our knowledge and update you on the goings-on in the Realm every Saturday Night in the off-season. Tonight,

Sexy Friday – 20260213

Mr. Ayo - February 13, 2026February 13, 2026

TGIF! Welcome to the offseason. Not coincidentally, it's Friday the 13th. Stay safe out there. Word Count Filler Time Speaking of unlucky, let's learn about some folks that went through some finger episodes. (Not that type, the sexy section is below) Pay Phone Remember pay phones? And that coin return slot? Yes, this gentlemen

Your Thursday Night Reaching Under The Couch Looking For Content Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 12, 2026February 12, 2026

The Olympics are a gimme of course and I'm mighty grateful for them but news on other fronts? Well of course the first thing that came to the front of my frontal lobe is that there is a new city where the beautiful fight crime. I'm just going to assume

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Searching for the Ginza Line

Senor Weaselo - February 11, 2026February 11, 2026

(The joke, as I've downloaded my own version since I obviously can't play my former save files. Queen is best girl THERE I SAID IT! (runs away from grenade that I just pulled and put in Horatio's locker) Yes I realize exactly one other person, maybe, gets the second half of

Into the Offseason!: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - February 10, 2026

Congratulations to the Seahawks for denying the Taaaawwwwmy crowd the climax they craved. Your service to America- nay, The World- will not be forgotten. Now please go to hell. NEWS: -CrimeBeat! Returns, with a special investigation into whether electromagnetic waves from the Santa Clara power substation cause gunshot wounds. Niners defensive lineman Keion White