Wumbo Wednesday: About Last Night

Senor Weaselo - June 25, 2025June 25, 2025

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA suck it Cuomo. The real swaggy (presumptive heavy favorite for) mayor is a-comin'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQVsVNPkPmE (Truly a disgusting scene. I mean, no shirt under his apron? That's a clear health code violation!) Also fun from last night's show: It was some sort of kid-related company, so the singers before the finale were just

Roundball Rack: Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - June 24, 2025June 24, 2025

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Let's start with a bit of a departure from my normal practice of ignoring Lesser Sports (other than baseball) in this column unless something Stripper Monkey Bites Kid level occurs. Congratulations to Tyrese Halliburton's right Achilles' tendon on defeating the Indiana Pacers in Game 7 of the NBA Championship. Truly, the

Monday Night Open Thread – Stay cool, build a fallout shelter

ArmedandHammered - June 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Whelp it looks like the far future is already here! Hi there! Hot enough for you? Whoa whoa, just joking, trying to break the ice you know, wait, wait, that was not intentional! Bare bones tonight as let's have a free form discussion below about how beautiful and peaceful the

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-21

ballsofsteelandfury - June 21, 2025June 19, 2025

I'm going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter E: EDM Eggs (scrambled) Eggos (the waffles) Eating (it's kinda necessary) Electricity (the song by OMD) E-tickets ( you're really old if you get this) Electrical engineering (my major in college) Enthusiasm (during sex) Efficiency

Sexy Friday – 20250620

Mr. Ayo - June 20, 2025June 20, 2025

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TGIF! The 10 year anniversary of [DFO] theme will continue with ten (10) sexy pictures below. But first, we need some word crafting. Word Count Filler Time Or filler, whatever, it still counts. To celebrate our [DFO] anniversary it only seems right to continue last week's theme of other terrible mistakes people

“We’ve Been Doing This For How Long?” Your 10th Anniversary Commemorative Open Thread

Senor Weaselo - June 18, 2025

A little birdie on the street (okay, it was Rikki) confirmed that today was the 10th anniversary of the site. So, with that, I’m kicking off our 10th anniversary celebration period, a several-ish week period that spans from now through the Great Migration (aka The Day the Dick Jokes Died,

Do You Have the Time?: Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - June 17, 2025June 17, 2025

My name is Rev, and I am the white middle aged male version of a Basic Bitch. I read books about the Napoleonic Wars in my recliner with a glass of scotch. I love football despite all the intellectual reasons why it's silly to root for a bunch of highly-paid strangers ostensibly

Monday Night Open Thread – Extremely Rude Awakenings

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ArmedandHammered - June 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Evening or Afternoon all (Good Morning 2Pk) I would like to regale all of you with a tale of a tail which features a deep crack (steady Balls) and leads up to the theme for tonight's open thread, or you can ignore and head directly to the comments (do I sound

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-20

ballsofsteelandfury - June 14, 2025June 12, 2025

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I'm going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter R: Rabbits Rain Rogering (look it up) Romance (shut up) Roadsters (the type of car) Reggae Roundabouts (only when people know how to drive in them) Rugby (the union version) Rio (the city in Brazil) Rhyming Rimming

The Un-rootable Matchup

King Hippo - June 14, 2025June 13, 2025

We just got handed one in meatspace, with Bibi Netanyahu v. the Theocratic Regime of Iran. This will be very bad war-teevee, with nobody to root for. As I mentioned before, the phenomenon of "sliding scale of support and hatreds" is one of the key pillars to the NFL's success. I