Ballsy’s Saturday Night World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group H

ballsofsteelandfury - February 28, 2026February 28, 2026

Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either way, I can now crank these out and be ahead of the game. While Hippo may choose to ignore this year's tournament to be held in the

Ballsy’s World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group L

ballsofsteelandfury - February 24, 2026February 24, 2026

First off all, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either way, I can now crank these out and be ahead of the game. While Hippo may choose to ignore this year's tournament to be held

2pack Returns With Dutch Treat (2023 Women’s World Cup Team Report – The Netherlands (Dutch Ladies!))

King Hippo - July 22, 2023July 20, 2023

The Dutch ladies currently ranked 9 th in FIFA world standings are in Group E along with the USA (1), Portugal (21) and Vietnam (32). They begin group play with Portugal on 23 July, followed by the USA 27 July and finishing up with Vietnam on 1 August. Going strictly

Canadian Chicks Could Certainly Char Cup Competition

World Cup Previews

blaxabbath - July 6, 2023July 5, 2023

The Canadian women's national soccer team is one of the favorites to win the 2023 FIFA Women's World Cup. The team is currently ranked #6 in the world, and they have a wealth of talent in their squad. The team's biggest strength is their attack. They have a number of dangerous

WHAM BAM ZAM! (Another 2023 Lesser World Cup Team Preview)

World Cup Previews

blaxabbath - June 29, 2023June 29, 2023

This being their first entry into the FIFA Women's World Cup, the author has admittedly relied heavily on internet sources for the presentation on the girl soccer team of this landlocked African nation. Having said this now, Zambania is.... ...is actually a nickname for the Republic of Zambia, which we all

An AmateUr’s Review of the 2023 Women’s World Cup Squadra Italia! (2pack’s great work)

King Hippo - June 24, 2023June 24, 2023

Live from the 7:56 to Roma OK, here we go - look out below. Hippo and Balls are on the assist, I greatly appreciate their help on this. I know little about the subject, but do know how to blunder across the information super highway outside of the cross walks. So

Farewell to One’s Forties With…SWEDES!

King Hippo - June 17, 2023June 16, 2023

This is the last DFO column I will write before turning 50. In truth, I have never felt older (which is quite logically accurate) - so the actual day will feel like the square root of fuckall (just like 40). Also just like 10 years ago, I will hang around

Your 2023 Women’s World Cup Preview Extravaganza! Part 1

ballsofsteelandfury - June 14, 2023June 13, 2023

If y'all are not excited about the Women's World Cup, this year, I don't know what's wrong with you. Perhaps you should try some of Hippo's pills. I would have loved to have been there, but real life gets in the way and it's just not possible. I've been to

Your 2026 World Cup Immodest Proposal

ballsofsteelandfury - December 17, 2022December 11, 2022

In his 2022 World Cup Quarterfinal Open Thread, the esteemed Mr. King Hippo, Esq. came up with a pretty good idea for how to handle the addition of 16 teams for the next World Cup to be hosted in Canadia, México, and the United States in 2026. When you have

A Message From The Government Of Canada: Your 2022 World Cup Preview

Government of Canada - November 23, 2022November 22, 2022

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Hello. This is a public service announcement from the federal government of Canada about the upcoming World Cup tournament. Thank you for reading. Bonjour. Il s'agit d'une annonce d'intérêt public du gouvernement fédéral du Canada concernant le prochain tournoi de la Coupe du monde. Merci pour la lecture. Game Time Decision: I know