It Ends Tonight! Titans @ Patriots Divisional Open Thread

Don T - January 13, 2018January 13, 2018

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2015 was Mariota’s rookie season and the Titans finished 3-13, being shredded by Johnny Manziel in the process. How times change; now Tennessee stands to be destroyed by Tom Brady on his ascension to Unparalleled Excellence. That’s forward progress even Jeff Tripplette can’t deny. Last Saturday the Titans won its first

Your “We Could Use Another Miracle Right About Now” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 12, 2017December 12, 2017

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Evening, dick jokers and jokerettes. As you may have heard, resident open threader BrewHomeyRex is on leave this weekly, likely exploiting free Canadian health care and bragging about his head-of-state's glove size. But enough about maple leaf condoms, I volunteered to fill in today for two reasons: Chanukah and the

Your “Sunday Night Is For The Birds” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 3, 2017December 3, 2017

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Banner image from NBC Sports Evening, degenerates. Your usual sot/introducer was unable to cobble together enough enthusiasm to slog through three of these open threads today, and who can blame him? I climbed out of the content mines juuuuust long enough to hit 30,000 feet and write up a little something

Your “Uh-Oh, Company’s Coming” Saturday Evening Open Thread and NFL Broadcast Maps

laserguru - November 18, 2017November 17, 2017

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Banner image courtesy of: Howdy folks! I feel it is my responsibility to remind everyone, well us U.S. residing folks anyway, that Thanksgiving is Thursday. Like, next fucking Thursday. As in 5 goddamn days Thursday. And you haven't even been to the grocery store yet have you? HAVE YOU!?! What are you thinking? That can

Your “What Day Is It Today?” Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 5, 2017August 5, 2017

This whole week, I haven't know what day it was. Two days ago, I got home from work and said to Lady BFC "man, it feels like a Thursday, and it's only Tuesday." Turns out :SPOILER ALERT: it WAS Thursday. Fuck. And it doesn't help that we had a preseason

“Dingers, Dingers!” Your Monday Evening HR Derby/ANW Open Thread

Senor Weaselo - July 10, 2017July 10, 2017

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(The terrifying truth, of course, was the steroids.) And now, I think it's the news! NFL News Only 59 days until football! Real football! That counts in the standings! 24 days until I Can't Believe It's Football, the Hall of Fame Game! And 12 days until the first team's first practice! (That would

Your “Wow, There’s Legitimately Nothing Going On… Or Is There?” Sunday Open Thread

The Maestro - July 9, 2017July 9, 2017

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Man, I'll never forget you, vodkamanrick, or gindudebill, or whatever your name was... As it turns out, it's tough slogging when the rest of us have to pull extra duty in the content mines to make up for your GLOREE BOY vacation time. So... a theme for this evening... well as

Your “Back to reality, but at least it’s” Wednesday Open Thread

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - July 5, 2017July 5, 2017

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Welcome back to the grind, folks. There may be a few people fortunate, prepared or unemployed enough to not have to work today, but for the vast majority of us, your alarm started screeching at you like the forced laughs of a thousand arthouse movie patrons while it was still dark

Oscar Preview 2017: Ya Betta Act, Someboday (or, Open Thread)

makeitsnowondem - February 26, 2017February 26, 2017

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In the last day or two before the Academy awards, I like to try to expand my horizons and watch a few of the movies Oscar forgot, the ones that were too small or too weird or just for whatever reason overlooked. Last year, just before the show, I caught Tangerine,

Your “At Least We Have Each Other?” Monday Evening Open Thread

Senor Weaselo - February 13, 2017February 13, 2017

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Greetings. Beerguyrob's away for some Canadian holiday (wait, it's not Canada or Victoria Day… Family Day? That's a thing? Damn it Canada, you make it so easy to make jokes!). So it's up to your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man (man, I wish) me. Sorry about that. And now, the news! NFL News • The Giants released

Your “+1” Sunday Night Open Thread

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - November 20, 2016November 20, 2016

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Hey guys, isn't it fun how KICKERS are missing all over the place today? I sure do love how much more EXCITING this is making the game of football! Roger Goodell knows a smart rule change when he sees one, and this certainly cannot POSSIB-LIE go wrong. Scotchy is out tonight

Open thread? Why the f**k not?

DFOing Good

laserguru - September 17, 2016July 26, 2017

So? Let's get after it!. Oh shit, 200 word limit, so my Dad died. It's cool it was a long time ago and he smoked way too much. Then! Then my mom died! True story. So I guess I'm like an orphan. A fifty four year old orphan. I used to smoke and now