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Are…Are We Through?: Tuesday Open Thread
So we’re in the home stretch. 2024 is nigh upon us, and I for one am terrified. Not so much because 2024 promises to…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Definitive Christmas Carol Rankings
Good evening. My name is Senor Weaselo, and as some of you know, I play a lot of Jewish events. Weddings, shows, other, you…
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Simply Having A Wonderful Sh*tsmastime: Tuesday Open Thread
Many of you voiced whole-hearted- dare I say fervent?- support for my Modest Proposal regarding summary roadside executions of rubberneckers. “What is next, wise…
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Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread
Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They’re 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Pre-Christmas Filler
God, do I hate doing page layout for scores. Maestro can probably attest to that, and then argue that a jazz band is actually…
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It’s Alright, Ma (I’m Only Bleeding): Tuesday Open Thread
So here we are: mid-December, and it’s All Coming Down To This. No more bye weeks. Precious little time for injured players to come…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Tim Boyle Memorial Thread
Yes, here we are to remember notable Jets quarterback Tim Boyle, unquestionably one of the quarterbacks of all time. Who can forget that pass,…
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FATHER, I CRAVE VIOLENCE!…Tuesday Open Thread
As long time readers of my barely-intelligible howlings will know, I generally have no love, patience or pity for “revenue generating sports” at the…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hey, I Didn’t Burn Apartment Weaselo Down!
Hermana Weaselo was supposed to come over Thursday morning and we were going to make the meats together, with Madre Weaselo’s general recipe. But…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: …Accidental 2010s Webcomics That Are Still Going on Binge?
We survived the short work week! (Okay, fine, I’m on a gig as of publishing time.) A long football weekend awaits, though I apologize…