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Tag It and Bag It: Tuesday Open Thread
It’s Tagging Tuesday, where NFL teams express their appreciation for a player by denying him the right to negotiate a market-appropriate salary! As of…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 28” Thursday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Meanwhile at the Office…
Tonight’s post is live from the office, because I have to be there for rehearsal during post time, and am spending my time otherwise…
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Wichita, O Wichita! or No Fun With Peter King: Tuesday Open Thread
So Peter King is stepping back from his primary(?) gig writing 11,000 words per week as a columnist for NBC Sports. This is indeed…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: They Can’t All Be Winners
Both regarding this being a bit of a Carpenter-job and my Monday night. Some gigs are nice. Easy amount of time, little work, get…
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Is It Underwear Olympics Time?: Tuesday Open Thread
Short answer: no. The NFL’s annual meat market doesn’t begin until Leap Day, the most unholy day of the calendar (other than January 2).…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Welcome to the Nadir
Believe it or not, we at [Door Flies Open] haven’t officially welcomed you to the offseason yet. So, uh, welcome to the offseason! We’ve…
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Football in the Time of Brainworms: Tuesday Open Thread
Taylor Swift is not a CIA wokeness android. Nancy Pelosi did not threaten the league at halftime if the 49ers didn’t win. The NFL…