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Is It Underwear Olympics Time?: Tuesday Open Thread
Short answer: no. The NFL’s annual meat market doesn’t begin until Leap Day, the most unholy day of the calendar (other than January 2).…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Welcome to the Nadir
Believe it or not, we at [Door Flies Open] haven’t officially welcomed you to the offseason yet. So, uh, welcome to the offseason! We’ve…
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Football in the Time of Brainworms: Tuesday Open Thread
Taylor Swift is not a CIA wokeness android. Nancy Pelosi did not threaten the league at halftime if the 49ers didn’t win. The NFL…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Things We Do For Friends
So, one of my good friends from where I did my Master’s is originally from the Buffalo area, so naturally, is a giant Bills…
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Wide Right: Tuesday Wide Right Thread
Wide right. Wide right wide right wide right; wide right wide right! Wide Right wide right, wide right Wide Right. Wide right wide right-…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “Caution: Arranger at Work”
No crazy stories today, I’m simultaneously working on this and some Great American Songbook scouring (Hey, “Yiddishe Momme” counts… dammit, my cutoff is 1924…
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Satisfaction: Tuesday Open Thread
Oh that’s the stuff. That…that’s what Daddy needed. Ok, that got weird, but stay with me, gang. Not every game was what you might…
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Your Yinzer/Wing How Did We Get Here Playoff Afternoon Thread
Well… For the life of me, I still cannot piece together this season. We saw QB2s all the way to QB102, all of…