Buzzsaw Gonna Buzz: A 2015 Arizona Cardinals Team Preview

Team Previews

blaxabbath - August 26, 2015August 26, 2015

Last year: 11–5, second place in NFC West (Lost in Wild Card to 7-8-1 Carolina Panthers) Departures: Todd Bowles, Bay Area Troll Darnell Dockett, Larry Foote, Lyle Sendlein (March, 2015), Antonio Cromartie Acquisitions: Lady Coach Jen Welter, Jermaine Gresham, Mike Iupati, Lyle Sendlein (August, 2015), Sean Weatherspoon Restricted Free Agents not tendered an offer Picked Up By New England: Ryan

Sex Cannon Soars Like a… Falcon

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Duchess - August 26, 2015August 26, 2015

***BREAKING NEWS*** Hotlanta just got a little bit hotter. The Sex Cannon just signed a 1-year deal to compete for the backup QB position behind Matt Ryan in Atlanta. That Kyle Shanahan knows a good thing when he see it. Rex is being brought in to show TJ Yates and Sean Renfree

Puzzle: Worm Jungle!

Puzzles

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 26, 2015August 26, 2015

Hello! I am former Dallas Cowboys running back Emmitt Smith! I am told that you people like PUDDLES, so I am here with a really tricky one for you! If you are a player in the NATURAL FOOTFALL LEAVE you have to play games before the regular season starts! This helps

DFO Radio: Closernerdness

DFO radio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 26, 2015August 25, 2015

Sorry for the delay on getting this out, folks - I was in New Hampshire for a wedding and T-mobile's coverage is less than stellar in that region. Stay tuned for a new puzzle in an hour; in the meantime, enjoy the tunes! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM8nWenhx6H9lO65qPNrlGtty0IMKdFYn

An Earnest Conversation

ballsofsteelandfury - August 26, 2015August 25, 2015

INTERIOR: Steelers Locker Room, post-practice, Tuesday, August 25, 2015 BEN: GREAT PRACTICE GUYS! WE REALLY LOOKING GOOD OUT THERE! THE BEN GONE HAVE A CHOCOTACO TO CELEBRATE! /Mike Tomlin walks over to Ben MT: Ben, I think you've met him before, but I want to take you over here to formally introduce you

Hard Knocks: Vince Wilfork Prodigious Sweating Edition

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly - August 25, 2015August 25, 2015

What's in store for us for Week 3? More JJ Watt self extolling of his work habits? Brian Cushing counting down the number of hits his head takes before he develops a life-long 1000 yard stare? DeAndre Hopkins dressing like a fop? Bill O'Brien and Mike Vrabel squeezing in

Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason – Week 2

Duchess - August 25, 2015August 25, 2015

Imagine you are running wildly into the dark woods. You hear the thundering clamor of paws chasing you. In the faint moonlight, you see what looks to be a Lion, a Jaguar, and a She-Bear chasing you deeper and deeper into the woods until you come about a great hill. Fear not

Mr. Trump Goes To San Diego

SonOfSpam - August 25, 2015August 24, 2015

People of San Diego, I have traveled here today to make a HYOOOGE announcement that will affect your San Diego Chargers, as well as the entire NFL, and of course, the world. As you know, in about a year or whenever, I will be President of The United States. Of

A Conversation About The Rams

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - August 25, 2015August 25, 2015

This is a transcript of a conversation overheard at another table about the St. Louis Rams, soon to be the Los Angeles Rams of Inglewood. The actors involved are: Fat guy with mullet (FGWM) Skinny guy with mullet (SGWM) Guy In Camo (GIC) Wife With Perm (WWP) Here is their story. FGWM: So, the Rams this year. SGWM:

The Nateural: Just The Beginning

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blaxabbath - August 25, 2015August 19, 2015

Nate Boyer: Well, it was a good run. All I ever asked for was a chance and the Seahawks gave me that. It's a business and, as it goes, I guess it was my time to go. It was a rush that I'll never forget. But it feels weird to

Who should play the Super Bowl half time show?

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Changlorious Basterd - August 25, 2015August 25, 2015

While trying to avoid doing work I was struck by this question as I noticed a large push for Metallica to be the halftime performers. Now Metallica were my first musical love and I have seen them 5 times, but should they headline? Last year we had dancing sharks. Who can top

Monday Nighter Open Thread

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scotchnaut - August 24, 2015August 24, 2015

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Welcome back to the NFL's INJURY-RAMA! Spin the wheel and take your chances! Will it be an anchor of the offensive line like Phil Loadholt? Maybe it's a volume wide receiver like Jordy Nelson! With just a little extra bad luck maybe someone will nail your starting QB! Although I