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Month: August 2015
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Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason – Week 2
Imagine you are running wildly into the dark woods. You hear the thundering clamor of paws chasing you. In the faint moonlight, you see what…
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Mr. Trump Goes To San Diego
People of San Diego, I have traveled here today to make a HYOOOGE announcement that will affect your San Diego Chargers, as well as…
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A Conversation About The Rams
This is a transcript of a conversation overheard at another table about the St. Louis Rams, soon to be the Los Angeles Rams of…
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The Nateural: Just The Beginning
Nate Boyer: Well, it was a good run. All I ever asked for was a chance and the Seahawks gave me that. It’s a…
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Who should play the Super Bowl half time show?
While trying to avoid doing work I was struck by this question as I noticed a large push for Metallica to be the halftime…
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Monday Nighter Open Thread
Welcome back to the NFL’s INJURY-RAMA! Spin the wheel and take your chances! Will it be an anchor of the offensive line like Phil…
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Haht of Dahkness: My Jet Crashed Behind Enemy Lines
My name is Troll-So-Hard University, and I’m a fan of the New York Football Jets. Well, I used to be a fan of the…
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Coach Duchess’ Guide to Little League
Part I – Parent Orientation Hello, parents, I am Coach Duchess, and I am here to help you through the most important decision in your…
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San Francisco 49ers: a Team Preview of Who’s Left
Hey, guess what’s better than writing a season preview for a loser team that no one cares about, i.e. the Browns? Writing it for…
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News Round-Up: One Carter has Cancer another is a Cancer
Ex-President Jimmy Carter announced to the world that he is fighting against cancer. Meanwhile video surfaces of Chris Carter speaking at the 2014 Rookie…