2nd Half Open Thread

DFOing Good

Sill Bimmons - September 15, 2015July 11, 2017

Well, that was fun. The Pats used 2 Gronkdowns to take a 14-3 lead and Mike Tomlin is right now murdering a kicker. OPEN THREAD FOAR FITBAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2nd half!

Morning After Rant

laserguru - September 15, 2015

What the fuck was that? What in the everlasting fuck do you call that performance? Jesus H. Christ, Stephen F. Austin played tighter defense. Shit, the Iraqi Republican Guard put up more of a resistance. You have the best running back in the game and you give it to him

The 9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1

Duchess - September 15, 2015September 15, 2015

First Circle (Limbo) – Dez Bryant's broken foot, Josh McNown's Head, and Terrell Suggs torn Achilles. Second Circle (Lust) – Jamis Winston. The rookie QB showdown was great they combined for 7 touchdowns thrown... 5 of them were to Titan players and one of those 5 was thrown by Winston. Winston and

MMQB Mad Libs

DFOing Good

Doktor Zymm - September 15, 2015September 14, 2015

PK Mad Libs! Adjective: Body Part (plural): Noun (plural): Adverb: Adjective: Body Part : Noun : Adjective: Adjective: Verb: Made up word ending in ness: Verb (Past tense): Beverage:Try it function myFunction() { var x = document.getElementById("frm1"); var y = [ "note by Jim Nantz on the CBS telecast of Denver-Baltimore:

Eli Manning For Mickey Mouse

Horatio Cornblower - September 15, 2015September 14, 2015

Unreliable. Eli Manning is. So is his Mickey Mouse watch http://i.imgur.com/G0CrJvX.png Fueled by juice boxes, this watch possess a complete inability to count seconds, points or the number of time-outs the other team has. It's unreliable. Just like the people who wear it.

DFO News: The Mailbag is Returning!

The Maestro - September 15, 2015

Some good news after our first full suite of Week 1 games has now concluded: after some chatting amongst ourselves in our secret DFOverlords lair, I'm extremely pleased to announce that the mailbag will be making its return to the internet this week! Like many of us who were frequent visitors

Your Late Monday-Nighter Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 14, 2015September 14, 2015

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I'd make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I've still got my dignity. Min at SF: Do you think that AP's son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow

Your Drink Thru That Hangover Monday Nighter Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 14, 2015September 14, 2015

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From what I can recall yesterday I had fun watching and drinking, drinking and watching. Did anyone not come remotely close to earning their pay today? [raises hand] Did anyone use a flimsy excuse to leave early? [raises hand] Well, at least we're being honest. Tuesday I'll get right back

I heard that something happened with the Patriots today…

DFOing Good

Sill Bimmons - September 14, 2015July 11, 2017

Oh, men. MEN. And WOMEN. And GENDER FLUID. “Inside a room accessible only to Belichick and a few others, they found a library of scouting material containing videotapes of opponents’ signals, with detailed notes matching signals to plays for many teams going back seven seasons. Among them were handwritten diagrams of

HOLY SHIT BROWNS

DFOing Good

Sill Bimmons - September 14, 2015July 11, 2017

The Browns just suspended offensive line coach Andy Moeller for an “incident” over the weekend. The Factory has officially shifted production from Sadness to Despair.

Get Out Alive: Quick Responses at the Office Cooler

blaxabbath - September 14, 2015

I don't actually follow many sports. I give greater than average attention to my college basketball team and local NFL franchise; about average consideration to my college football team and my favorite NFL franchise; and then, everything else, whatever happens to be on blast when I turn on the radio/television/social media.

Sunday Funday Knee Jerk Reactions

NFL News

Duchess - September 14, 2015September 14, 2015

With the bulk of the games finished for week 1 let us have a quick look at how all the fan basis are doing today: New England (re: Boston) Patriots: Woohoo! We're going to the Superbowl! Buffalo Bills: Woohoo! We're going to the Superbowl! Green Bay Packers: Woohoo! We're going to the Superbowl! Kansas