Stuck In the Wood Chip-per

The Eagles have released one Charles Edward "Chip" Kelly as head coach of the Philadelphia Iggles.  I think our next DFO Prediction ContestT should be where does Chip end up: Tennessee Titans, U of Texas, USC, or choose your own adventure. Anyhoo, so long Chip, we'll always remember you as

THE FORCE AWAKENS

As some of my posts may have indicated, I am a little bit of a Star Wars fan. I have some opinions on the way certain people have done certain things in certain Star Wars films. Some of them are positive and some of them are negative, but I have

Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Scene 2: Manning, Matthews, and Terrorist News

It's been over a month and half since the Boston Magazine story highlighting the relationship between Tom Brady and Dr Alex Guerrero. As was discussed here, the story was really less than news, as it was more of a compilation of facts that had been long known (or, at least,

Tao Te Cutler – Ch. 20

Tao Te Cutler

Chapter 20 Cease learning the playbook, no more cares Cheers and Boo's They are the same Elite and bad play They are the same What the people fear, I cannot care There is no limit to all of this The fans cheer As if enjoying a great feast As if going to the playoffs is thier work I alone am quiet and

You Don’t Care – Balls’ 2015 FF season

This year, for some God-forsaken reason that I can't remember, I decided to join 5, count them, FIVE fantasy football leagues including the two 20-team insane leagues we created in this here website. How did I do? League: Gratuitious Simpsons References Team name and meaning: Steel Sidebottoms and it's a play on

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16

Hey, that weird shit all totally happened. Not a fever dream or acid flashback, that I can gather. First, let us go back to Saturday's Thurday Night game and congratulate the Redacteds on clinching the Special Needs Division title. They did it in fine/fitting form, with Kirk Cousins making

Your Week 16 Sunday Nighter Open Thread

NYG @ Min: According to one Giants fan site, D coordinator Steve Spagwhatever is still stewing about the loss to the Panthers. Buddy, you've got so much more to worry about than yet another defensive collapse. I just can't see how he'll be around next year. Sure he was dealt