Sunday Morning Appetizers

(pictured above are my FF team's chances against Make It Snow) Because I haven't written anything in a long time and because it doesn't look like anyone else had anything scheduled. Today is the last day of fantasy football.  I am in the championship against Make It Snow in OSZ's league.  So

Your Christmas Evening Open Thread

Hey fellow fellas! (the girls are fellas too) I'm guessing you're doing a fair amount of relaxing today? Perhaps you're entertaining/running around to visit? Whatever you're doing, I wish you well. And for those that didn't have a quality Xmas, at least you're not Ravens TE Richard Gordon, Bengals CB

Christmas Origins: A Heathen Explains.

For the uninitiated, non-Christian, non-Anglican, or extra terrestrial, Christmas is a seriously weird-ass holiday. In it's current iteration in the U.S. we are, in theory, celebrating the birth of the Christian saviour Jesus Christ by bringing an evergreen tree into the house, decorating it with lights and shiny globes and things,

Commentist Beer Barrel: Bastards

Happy Holidays, you bastards. This review has been a long time in the making. Since Thanksgiving or so, with lady snow's help, I've been diligently tasting every beer I could get my hands on from Stone's Arrogant Bastard line. Today I'm ready to share my findings, but as usual, I've

A Churlish Dickhead’s Christmas Carol: Part 5

INT. BEDROOM - DAY DAN SNYDER: ....OOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SNYDER bolts upright in bed. He is in his Georgetown apartment. The storm has ended and Washington D.C. is covered in snow. SNYDER: My eyes have been opened! I have seen the true path! The GHOST OF SEAN TAYLOR appears, smiling rapturously. He is joined by the

Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 4)

Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, filmed before a live audience. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. A shimmering glow fills the room and suddenly OSZ appears, followed seconds later by Covalent Blonde. Covalent Blonde: ...uck? OSZ (confused): We're...back? Otto's Brain appears mid-air. OSZ catches him before he can

Christmas Eve Afternoon Waste of Our Time

I mean, what do YOU really want to do? Spend time with your family? Pffff... We've got two JV bowl games today. For starters, we've got the Bahamas Bowl, between the Middle Tennessee State Blue Raiders, and the Western Michigan Broncos. The only bowl game to be (currently) played in another