A Large Cup of Boiling, Seething Hate

jjfozz - December 13, 2016December 12, 2016

When I was a little kid, my mother would make something called “honey coffee.” Which was coffee with cream and sugar. I would go to school with caffeine coursing through my veins. This made me a prime target for ruler swinging, eraser throwing nuns. (For older women, they had the

Quotables Week 14 Submissions – The “tWBS breaks the internet” version

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 13, 2016December 13, 2016

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Seriously, if I don't have a stroke or accidentally put norad on defcon1 before this is over, it will be a minor miracle. tWBS steals gifs from many places. He has always found comfort with this dynamic. Now he has to learn to make them......???? /re-reads email with instructions sent from blax to

Your “First Tannehill, Now Brady?” Monday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 12, 2016

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God damn, there was some quality commenting done on this here blog this past weekend! It was so good that I decided to take today off. Or maybe the quality of the commenting had nothing to do with it. Either way, I was able to catch up on the history

“The Episode That Saved The Season” – The ‘Fall Finale’ Walking Dead Recap

Beerguyrob - December 12, 2016December 12, 2016

Well, this was the best episode of the season so far. It's just too bad there was so much garbage in between it and the season-opener. I guess the show justified all the disparate locations so they could wrap up this half by having the 90-minutes filled with scenes in every

Jeff Fisher Did His Job

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - December 12, 2016December 12, 2016

The Rams have fired Jeff Fisher, per Chris Mortensen. Since Mort is generally solid, I'm going with it. After my theory on Jeff Fisher started to trend, a year later, (thanks PFTCommenter!), it really started to seem true after the Rams handed him a contract extension. Welp, those days are over.

Better Know A Trump Appointee – Linda McMahon

Beerguyrob - December 12, 2016December 12, 2016

As has been discussed in the news cycle, Donald Trump is again paying back favours and choosing important donors to be cabinet appointees. For the Secretary of Small Business Administration (SBA), he has settled on noted businesswoman, two-time candidate for Senate from Connecticut, and $5 million donor to the Trump

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2016

Reflections

King Hippo - December 12, 2016December 11, 2016

The Day of the Dead came a little late this year, eh? We'll never forget you, TannyFanny. So very GIF-able. Does that mean we need to say something about his game, too? The fraudulent Dolphins won on a late FG in the monsoon, despite the quartered

Your “NFC East Feast And/Or Blowout” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 11, 2016December 11, 2016

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I'd like to take this time to share with you some of my acquired non-football related wisdom. Are you ready? Here goes. I have moved many, many times over the years. It's only been in the last dozen or so that I've been able to hire fellas to do it

Your “I Guess You Could Call Jets/Niners a Game” Late Afternoon Slate of Tilts Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 11, 2016December 11, 2016

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I could use another snow game. I like them quite a bit. Hopefully it's coming down fiercely in the Bay of Green. TO THE GAMES! NYJ/SF- 3-9 vs. 1-11. The only reason they're playing this is because Hippo has a player from one of these teams on his bench. Kidding! With

Your “Let’s Further Muddy The Playoff Waters This Week, Shall We?” NFL Football Early Slate Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 11, 2016December 11, 2016

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There's much to get to so let's go directly... TO THE GAMES! Pit/Buf-The Steelers look a lot like a team rounding into playoff shape. During their recent 3 game run they've recorded 13 sacks which has doubled their season total. That's quality quarterback-getting! Add an improving D to an O that

Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Epilogue

ballsofsteelandfury - December 11, 2016December 10, 2016

Balls finished cleaning up and splashed some water on his face. He took a drink from the glass of cold tap water by the sink. Although water is supposed to have no taste, this tasted delicious. Then he realized he could still taste her. He walked out of the suite's bathroom

Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 15 (Le Fin)

ballsofsteelandfury - December 10, 2016December 10, 2016

Balls was left alone with the three new arrivals and Goodell. Goodell addressed each of them individually by name in vain hope of saving his life. "Ben, don't do...whatever you plan on doing! Mike, I brought you back into the fold! Thanks to me, you got a bunch of money you