Hockey and Hooch Thursday night open thread

litre_cola - January 14, 2021January 14, 2021

Are you a toothless drunk named Gary? Do you like watching toothless ice football players? Do you like booze? Have we* got a rushed, poorly researched, barely thought about, quarter assed post for you. Get well soon BeerGuyRob Here at DFO we quizzed the masses** and asked what drink would you

YOU ARE NEXXT- Saturday Afternoon Open Thread.

litre_cola - January 9, 2021January 9, 2021

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Good afternoon! Next up is SeaTruthers v RAMMIT!! This would be a marquee matchup if Goff were healthy. I will get this out of the way. (via text, yet BC Dick came out from hibernation on the site yesterday) Litre: Hey do you want to write a bit for the Heaux Rams preview? BC

Global Snaxx Edition 4.

litre_cola - December 31, 2020

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Happy end of 2020 to you all, hope you are safe, healthy and doing alright. I am filling a gap here and giving the content monster something to eat. If you missed the first couple spins around the globe here are the links. Edition 1 Edition 2 Edition 3 We have Snaxx Episode 4 where

Substitute Saturday Morning Open Thread.

litre_cola - November 21, 2020November 20, 2020

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Picture it. Seventy fifth minute, your star midfielder pulls up lame due to a hamstring. The surly manager looks down the bench, eyes the road weary player-coach, and contemplates his options. "Well blimey, we ain't got no one else. Litre, you're doing the Sabado thread" "Skip, I have been drinking and

New Year, new you! Let’s be positive EPL Preview and Open Thread

litre_cola - September 12, 2020September 12, 2020

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Good morning! I am really excited. Do you know what never goes away? Futbol! Shit our corner of the clubhouse is year round, disease or not. Seriously, we may have a problem. Happy? This is written before the 1st match so let's go! If you are up like I am right

Craig David took her for a drink on Tuesday Open Thread

litre_cola - August 4, 2020August 4, 2020

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-pictured Ailsa Craig, Ayrshire, Scotland. Another night, and another substitute teacher. You may run amok as I intend to play movies all day because I am one of those subs. This was the last bit of what TWBS and I wrote before his passing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twbs is currently at the Morrissey Pub on Granville

Road to Retirement – Sunday Evening thread.

litre_cola - July 5, 2020July 5, 2020

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Good evening from your hat, hope you are all safe, sound and are drunk again as Sunday hangovers are the worst. When our dear internet uncle TWBS passed away, he and I were working on a fiction thing. We got a bit into it and then he left us, making us

25 Questions! SexiMexi edition!

litre_cola - June 3, 2020June 2, 2020

Good day to you! Usually when drunk I fire many random Mexican queries to Balls. I always get a response even though I know it should be why are you bothering me internet stranger. Instead of drunkenly asking I grouped them in to his usual 25 questions format. As most of

Efficiency! It’s the German Way

litre_cola - May 16, 2020May 16, 2020

We have professional futbol this morning! We head to Germany where they are so efficient they ain't care bout no virus. They've been through worse. We decided in the name of efficiency to give our brief opinions about each team so you can pick one for yourself. I do not know about

Global Snaxx – Edition 3.

litre_cola - May 14, 2020May 13, 2020

Good day to you! Isolation has given us plenty of time to indulge in our vices. If you mix in a walk or some push-ups and you will feel way better when you get stoned and eat whatever you fancy. Episode 1. Episode 2. Our global snack tour continues with 5 more stops