Late last night, 3 teams officially filed for relocation to Los Angeles: The Oakland Raiders, San Diego Chargers and St. Louis Rams. All 3 have ties to LA, (some more than others), as they have played at least 1 year within the county limits. The lingering idea of moving to
Author: Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
DFO Meetup – Karl Strauss, Costa Mesa
Marcus Mariota Takes a Midnight Stroll
[Late at night, Marcus Mariota walks alone through a suburban park just outside of Nashville, Tennessee. He seems to constantly be looking over his shoulder, nervously.] Marcus: Come on... Where is he? [The bushes rustle loudly nearby. Marcus freezes.] ???: Quack quack quack! USC: University of Spoiled Children. Marcus: Quack quack! Stanford is
Elaina Watley Sends a Group Text
Kirk Cousins Visits A Subway
[WASHINGTON D.C., SUBWAY INTERIOR] Sandwich Architect: Hey man, don't you think it's about time we took down that RGIII cardboard cutout we've got by the door? He's not even starting for the [*Redacted] s anymore. Assistant Manager: Yeah, you're probably right. Someone said the same thing yesterday. Is there room for it in
Andy Reid Arrives Late to Practice
[Kansas City Chiefs Locker Room] Jeremy Maclin: Hey Coach Culley, thanks for feeding us this morning. These catering companies here in KC really know how to put together a great spread. Sure is a lot better than those smoothies we were getting everyday back in Philly. David Culley: My pleasure. I wanted
Geno Smith Channels Coach Ryan
Trent Green Encounters a Mirror
[Trent Green is singing and dancing alone in his room] Trent: [Singing] Da-nana, naaaa nanana... HEY! Dana-nana... Trent: Oh, hi there handsome. Say, I haven't seen you around here before. How are you? I'm great, thanks for asking! [Trent smiles and waves at the mirror] Trent: Wow, you're really good at doing the same
I Don’t Know About You Guys…
...but I am getting drrrruuuuunnnnnkkkkkk tonight. I'm planning on going to a brewery after work and drowning my sorrows in beer with some close friends, then coming home with my lady-friend and raiding my whiskey supply while old Simpsons episodes play in the background. I guess what I'm saying is, open drinking
The Bandock Saints Are Born
Boston, MA [Connor and Murphy McManus and David Goodella Roggo sit at a round kitchen table in a dimly lit apartment, drinking and smoking, while SportsCenter plays in the background.] Neil Everett: ...but unless something drastic is done, the Red Sox don't seem like they are going anywhere but down in their
Sidney Seau Discusses Her Hall of Fame Speech With Roger Goodell
After struggling with the Fuckroxx posting system last Friday, and finally getting this on KSK as an image at the bottom of the latest PK takedown, RTD invited me to join yous guyses here and give it a proper home. BEHOLD: --- 345 Park Avenue, New York [Roger Goodell is sitting alone in