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![[DFOnline] Effect Your Mass](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/AnDFOmeda.jpg)
[DFOnline] Effect Your Mass
It has been over 5 Earth years since Commander Shepard answered the call to Take Earth Back from the Reapers, and I have sat…
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Entire Chargers Fan Base Attends LA Marathon
The irony of those shirts is just too much for me to handle.
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Iron Cook with Low Commander: Enhanced Fried Rice
Good afternoon, folks. Yeah Right was summoned to a pizza battle earlier this week and was unable to facilitate this edition of Sunday Gravy…
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I Just Realized the New “Ghost in the Shell” is Rated PG-13…
…and naturally I had to come to the INTERNET to complain about it. Are you fucking kidding me?! A major part of the premise…
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A Night at the Opera: BOLTMANIAN RHAPSODY
♫ Set to the music of “Bohemian Rhapsody” from Queen ♫ FANS: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a…
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New Chargers Helmet Design Proposals
It’s been a strange couple of weeks in San Diego. There has been talk of clearing the land on the site where Qualcomm Stadium…
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New Season of Samurai Jack to Premiere on Smarch 11th
Along with the release of Mass Effect: Andromeda, Smarch is going to be considerably less terrible!
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Fun with Roger Goodell: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA 2 – Electric Byegaloo
After sixteen years of threats, the San Diego Chargers officially filed for relocation last Thursday to move to Los Angeles, a city that has made…
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ELECTRIC EXODUS – The Final Showdown
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – DOWNTOWN – DAY BREAK BOLTMAN: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN BOLTMAN’S DOMAIN. THE FAITHFUL CHARGED ONES MEANDER ABOUT THEIR PITIFUL,…
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![[DFO] So Cal Meetup: The Bruery](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/bruery_glass_on_barrel_1.jpg)
[DFO] So Cal Meetup: The Bruery
Because we apparently cannot get enough of each other, the [DFO] So Cal branch will be sponsoring a field trip to one of the…