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Fun with Big Beer: “The High End”
The battle for your dollar rages on in the beer industry. For the last 2 decades, “Big Beer” in North America has tried many…
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Iron Cook with Low Commander: Leftovers?! Scramble!
Good afternoon, denizens of debauchery. I am here to tickle your taste buds as our own Yeah Right enjoys a week off from being…
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Your “Back to reality, but at least it’s” Wednesday Open Thread
Welcome back to the grind, folks. There may be a few people fortunate, prepared or unemployed enough to not have to work today, but…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Boots on the Ground – San Diego International Beer Festival 2017
Ladies, Gentlemen and Beings of Inconceivable Horror, welcome to yet another guest edition of the Beer Barrel without Make It Snow. I am Low…
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Fun with Nick Hardwick: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA 3 – Carson Drift
Last week, former San Diego Chargers radio color commentator and long time center, Nick Hardwick, announced that he would be doing a complete and…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Teabaggin’
What’s happenin’, everybody? Low Commander here, filling in back by popular demand for another week in the ol’ Beer Barrel! Our Make It Snow…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Shoot to Thrill
Good afternoon, beer coin-a-suers. [DFO’s] resident drunk beer reviewer, Make It Snow, is an a lot of something else right now apparently, and as…
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Listen to the Rhythm of the Falling Rain
FEBRUARY 2017 – MIDDAY – INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA – CHARGERS/RAMS JOINT STADIUM SITE [Three well-dressed men exit a limo and approach a chain-link fence, bordering…
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“SOME TABLE IS BETTER THAN NONE TABLE?”
SERVER: Welcome to Cafe Fina on Monterey’s beautiful Fisherman’s Wharf! My name is Nick and I will be your server today. Can I start…
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Smoking Hot Microphone
INTERIOR – FOX SPORTS BROADCASTING STUDIOS – LOS ANGELES, CA [A pair of well dressed men sit around a broadcast studio’s control room, watching…