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Author: Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
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Your “OOOOOHHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!” Tuesday Night Open Thread
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?! FERMENTEDBEVERAGEHUMANMALEROBERT HAS AWAKENED BOLTMAN FROM HIS DEEP, DARK SLUMBER WITHIN THE BOWELS OF SAN DIEGO COUNTY CREDIT UNION QUALCOMM JACK MURPHY STADIUM,…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Shred the Red
Good afternoon fellow Beer Barrelites. Once more, Low Commander is here to ramble on about some beer he tried this past week, allowing make…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Really Deep
Greetings Commentists, lurkers, drunkards and all general riff-raff, to another edition of the Beer Barrel. Low Commander here, filling it for make it snow…
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San Diego’s Greetings: A Very BOLTMAN X-Mas
EXTERIOR – QUALCOMM STADIUM FIELD – X-MAS EVE As the sun sets on the city of San Diego, a lone figure walks from the…
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No One’s 2017 “Chargers” Bye Week Update
There has been a fair amount of discussion so far this year of what the new name for the football team formerly residing in…
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The Evil Dean
EXTERIOR – RAMSHACKLE CABIN IN THE WOODS – EARLY DUSK [The camera slowly zooms and then pans around the cabin. There is an odd…
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Your “I Haven’t Watched Them Play a Single Snap” Washington [Redacted]s at the BYE
So far this season, I have watched about a total of one hour of live NFL football, split between two games: The first 30ish…
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Your Official DFO-CON 2017 Announcement Post
AFTERNOON – SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – NONDESCRIPT OFFICE BUILDING INTERIOR [An extremely pale but handsome young man sits at his desk, trying to do anything…
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Stadium of Leaves – Nobody’s 2017 Chargers Preview
This is a collaborative post from the sick and horrible minds of Old School Zero and Low Commander of the Super Soldiers. You have been…
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[DFO] Archives: Electric Origins – The Birth of Evil
YAXKIN MULUK, 900 BC – GRAND TEMPLE – INTERIOR [The HIGH PRIEST stands before a glorious golden altar leading his congregation of hundreds in…