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No Ones Chargers 2018 Season Preview
INTERIOR – ST. SOPHIA CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES – MIDDAY [A decent group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people sit in the pews as the…
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Your “Can You Stop Testing My Breaking Point?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Quick NFL Hits: Nick Foles doesn’t care that Tawmmy didn’t shake his hand after the Superb Owl Why should he? He’s the one that…
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Your “It’s Right There!” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Is OBJ gonna get paaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiddddddd? Apparently the Giants are working with his agent to make him the highest paid wideout in the…
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Jason Verrett is Next to Receive BOLTMAN’s Ire
5th year Pro Bowl cornerback for That Team That Moved, Jason Verrett, suffered a torn ACL on the very first day of training camp…
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Your “Burying the Guy Who Buried the Football ” Monday Evening Open Thread
Sorry for the light news and delayed thread tonight everyone. The #contentmines were not properly stocked and now you’re stuck with me tonight. NFL…
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Your “We Can Only Go Up From Here” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Los Titancanos’ DE Jurrell Casey will continue to take a knee and protest during the national anthem, in spite of the greed…
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Your 4th of July Day Open Thread & Commentist Beer Barrel: Boots On The Ground – San Diego International Beer Festival 2018
Heyyyy, happy 4th of July, folks! Low Commander here to dust off the old Beer Barrel and hopefully wet your whistles for the incredible…
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Show Some Respect
INT. FOX BROADCASTING BOOTH – NRG STADIUM, HOUSTON, TX – NIGHT JOE BUCK: Good evening, folks! Welcome to Thursday Night Football, here in downtown…
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Request Line: Keep It Clean
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER and DJ3000 are standing outside the recording booth, waiting for their guest to arrive. DJ3000: I STILL…