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  • Chip Kelly Records a Message

    Chip Kelly Records a Message

    December 6, 2018

    INTERIOR – UCLA’S WASSERMAN FOOTBALL CENTER OFFICES – MIDDAY Coach Chip Kelly sits alone in his office, busy typing on his computer. He pauses…

  • [DFOnline] Red to the Dead to the Redemption 2

    [DFOnline] Red to the Dead to the Redemption 2

    November 28, 2018

    It has been some time since we’ve had a [DFOnline] post ’round these parts. Back in March, I was originally going to showcase a…

  • 2018 Quotables – Week 10 (Results)

    2018 Quotables – Week 10 (Results)

    November 16, 2018

    Happy Friday, everybody. I am filling in for our dear Blax today, as I assume his hearing is running longer than expected. We’re all…

  • Caleb Sturgis Takes a Ride

    Caleb Sturgis Takes a Ride

    November 7, 2018

    EXTERIOR – CHARGERS PRACTICE FACILITY, COSTA MESA, CA – MIDDAY [CALEB STURGIS walks alone to his car following Monday’s walk-through. He seems a bit…

  • Nobody’s Chargers 2018 (Late) Bye Week Update – The End of an Era

    Nobody’s Chargers 2018 (Late) Bye Week Update – The End of an Era

    November 6, 2018

    INTERIOR – ST. CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES – MIDDAY [A massive group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people fill the pews of the church. The…

  • BOLTMAN GROUP Presents – The Sound of the Beast

    BOLTMAN GROUP Presents – The Sound of the Beast

    October 31, 2018

    ♫ Set to the music of “The Number of the Beast” from Iron Maiden ♫ GHOST OF JUNIOR SEAU: Woe to you, oh Span-oiiii,…

  • Your “Wait, the Saints are 5-1? When the hell did this happen?” New Orleans Bye Week Update

    Your “Wait, the Saints are 5-1? When the hell did this happen?” New Orleans Bye Week Update

    October 17, 2018

    I have a neighbor who is a Saints fan. I’ve hardly spoken to him at all, but for some reason whenever a game is…

  • 2018 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)

    2018 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)

    October 5, 2018

    Oh thank goodness it is Friday. After that bit of a snoozefest last night that I only watched about a quarter and a half…

  • 2018 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)

    2018 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)

    October 2, 2018

    Good morning West Coasters and good afternoon to the rest of y’all. Welcome to another week of Quoteables. Your usual host Blax was on vacation…

  • Your “Welcome Back to Work!” Monday Night Football Open Thread

    Your “Welcome Back to Work!” Monday Night Football Open Thread

    September 24, 2018

    Anyone ever all set to go on a vacation, and then suddenly the morning before have someone dump a giant project on you? This…

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