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Chip Kelly Records a Message
INTERIOR – UCLA’S WASSERMAN FOOTBALL CENTER OFFICES – MIDDAY Coach Chip Kelly sits alone in his office, busy typing on his computer. He pauses…
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[DFOnline] Red to the Dead to the Redemption 2
It has been some time since we’ve had a [DFOnline] post ’round these parts. Back in March, I was originally going to showcase a…
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2018 Quotables – Week 10 (Results)
Happy Friday, everybody. I am filling in for our dear Blax today, as I assume his hearing is running longer than expected. We’re all…
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Your “Wait, the Saints are 5-1? When the hell did this happen?” New Orleans Bye Week Update
I have a neighbor who is a Saints fan. I’ve hardly spoken to him at all, but for some reason whenever a game is…
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2018 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)
Oh thank goodness it is Friday. After that bit of a snoozefest last night that I only watched about a quarter and a half…
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2018 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)
Good morning West Coasters and good afternoon to the rest of y’all. Welcome to another week of Quoteables. Your usual host Blax was on vacation…
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Your “Welcome Back to Work!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Anyone ever all set to go on a vacation, and then suddenly the morning before have someone dump a giant project on you? This…
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