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Meanwhile, at the Luxor
INTERIOR, LUXOR CASINO & HOTEL – MAIN STAGE [A large audience sits in their seats and murmurs in anticipation of the premiere of Las…
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Your “+1” Sunday Night Open Thread
Hey guys, isn’t it fun how KICKERS are missing all over the place today? I sure do love how much more EXCITING this is…
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Chip Kelly Calls a Press Conference
INTERIOR – 49ERS PRACTICE FACILITY – SANTA CLARA, CA [A group of reporters are seated around a podium, chatting among themselves. A large figure…
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Drew Kaser Takes a Tour of Qualcomm Stadium
INTERIOR – QUALCOMM STADIUM, SAN DIEGO – MIDDAY [DREW KASER is walking deep within the halls of the stadium with teammates ANTONIO GATES, MELVIN…
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“Summoned by BOLTMAN” – A Boots On The Ground Chargers Game Experience
It’s not every day that one of us gets a call to greatness; it’s even less often that we actually answer. At 9:15am on…
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Colin Kaepernick Makes A Tough Decision
2 WEEKS AGO – INTERIOR – COLIN KAEPERNICK’S BAY AREA HOME [COLIN KAEPERNICK is on the phone with his AGENT and is clearly very…
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Is Jim Caldwell Really A Pokémon In Disguise? A [DFO] Investigation
Not a lot is known about Jim Caldwell. For example, we have seen him coach at both the professional as well as collegiate levels…
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Request Line: Top of the Class
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio station employees stand in the production booth, obviously upset and arguing over something. STATION MANAGER:…
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Your “Do You Want to Know the Terrifying Truth…?” Open Thread
Good evening, folks. Beerguyrob is enjoying a much needed vacation this week from preparing your open threads. I am Low Commander of the Super…
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Halted NFL Product Endorsements
With 69 days until the NFL season starts, it’s time to get back to focusing on what’s important in football: #brands Through extensive research,…