The haggard prison warden raised his head as the guard approached his desk. "Sir? We managed to find this outside the perimeter fence. It seems to have fallen out of his pocket. We're...we're still working on how he got the cell phone inside and then managed to escape." Prison Architect is a management simulation
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[DFOnline] Hexy Saturday
Following Sexy Friday, I hereby dub today Hexy Saturday. I know we've got some puzzle enthusiasts here at DFO, so this brain buster is right up that digital alley. Hexcells Infinite is the PED super-boosted cousin of Minesweeper. This ain't Eli's color-by-numbers. It has a relatively simple concept, find all the
[DFOnline] Brains Fly Open
DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 1
As I promised in the initial post announcing our prediction contests, here is your weekly update: Eliminator Challenge ($200 prize in cash or donation to Wounded Warriors) There was some blood shed on Week One, my friends. It was like a middle school girls restroom out there. 20 entries, including mine, were
DFOutstanding Commentists – 9/5/15 through 9/12/15
Even though we are blazing our own path here in the wild badlands of the Internet, there are some traditions that are worthy of keeping. One of those is praising our own when we do a good. After all, this Commentist party was built on Excellence in Commenting. With that,
[DFOnline] Insert Disc Joke Here
DFO, Money comes in
As I had mentioned earlier, it is high time that we all received some highly dubious but yet highly profitable (MAYBE!) gambling advice from an invisible internet friend or two. As someone who has a lifetime gambling record of having won more than lost, I feel I am qualified to
The Sketch of Tomlin Braday
Game of Drones
With NFL teams already exploring the use of drones in training camps, it's only a matter of time until the technology is accepted as having the potential to be the biggest "game changer" since virtual reality or deflation needles. After a period in which discussion and media coverage regarding the use of the
e-Door Flies Open
NFL and Microsoft Get Hot and Heavy
Three years back Microsoft and the NFL inked a 400 Million dollar, 5-year deal for the NFL's interactive TV rights. While this agreement helped get Microsoft Surface Pros on the sidelines; inept play-by-play announcers continued to call them I-Pads on national TV. This year Microsoft are giving coaches the new Surface Pro
Duchess’ Arbitrary Debate Awards
If you made it through the debate without, as 5Chan would say, "An heroing". Congrats! Now for some made up rewards. Best Impression of the Factory of Sadness Three-way tie - Jeb Bush was flat, Rand Paul lacks the weird charisma his father has, and Chris Christie... can a New York/New Jersey politician run on