Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 7, 2022February 7, 2022

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Hi everyone, I’ve come back this week to pursue a topic near & dear to my cold, black heart – [DFO] Hate Week! A Super Bowl tradition ‘round these parts since 2017, it grew out of a desire to counter the NFL narrative of Super Bowl week that everything is fine and

Chad Johnson Dines at IHOP

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - February 4, 2022

INTERIOR - INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES, LAS VEGAS, NV - THURSDAY MORNING [FRONT DOOR FLIES OPEN] CHAD JOHNSON: Oh man, smell that fresh home cooking! I'm so hungry, I could eat a pancake horse... AND a horse pancake! SERVER: Uh, okay? Just you today then, sir? CHAD JOHNSON: Oh no, I've got a whole

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 5: Malaria and Syphilis – No Longer a Sophie’s Choice!

The Maestro - February 3, 2022February 2, 2022

Good morning. You're back again? Talk about bad luck. What is it this time? A burning sensation, you say? Front side, or back? Oh, yeah. I had that one too. I think a certain Chargers cornerback from a while ago had it a few times as well - though due to

AFL Beat! AFLW Round 4 2022

ballsofsteelandfury - February 2, 2022February 1, 2022

This week, there was more havoc caused by COVID on the schedule as another set of games were canceled and some makeup games were played. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! I hope you all were able to see the notice I put in the Sexy Friday post about some

Your 2022 AVN Awards Winners

ballsofsteelandfury - February 1, 2022January 31, 2022

In the past, I've written a preview post followed up by a post listing the winners. This year's AVN Awards show kinda sneaked up on me. It was a virtual show due to COVID, so there was no gathering of the porn stars in Vegas. Well, not any

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 4: Cestoda and You – Man’s Real Best Friend!

The Maestro - January 27, 2022January 26, 2022

Good morning, patient. Please forgive me if I'm a bit unfocused today... I'm rather hungover. Yes, I know the Divisional Round was four days ago. I see your charts are saying you're complaining of nausea and headaches... are you a Bills fan, by any chance? I see. Yes, I'd be sick

AFL Beat! 2022 AFLW Round 3

ballsofsteelandfury - January 26, 2022January 25, 2022

This week, there was more havoc caused by COVID on the schedule as another set of games were canceled and a replacement game was played. It was also the Pride Round and all teams wore special guernseys. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! I hope you all were able to see

Instant Hippo Mind-Go-Splodey

King Hippo - January 24, 2022January 23, 2022

What the absolute fuck am I supposed to say about THAT?? I guess one could say we saw ONE guy break an all-time record. Bills WR4 Gabriel Davis, first player in NFL history to catch 4 TD passes in a playoff game. 2 of those 4 came in the last 2:00

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 3: Breakfast Cereal and the Anti-Onanism Lifestyle

The Maestro - January 20, 2022January 20, 2022

Good morning. Dr. Chao is in. Thank you for your visit. I've just looked over your charts here, and I see that the reason for your visit is... hmm... "Abrasions due to tightly tying a bandana around your wing-wang following a dramatic playoff win." As your physician, I'm going to

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 2: How Yoga Is Rotting Your Brain

The Maestro - January 13, 2022January 13, 2022

Good morning! Thank you for stopping by for your weekly checkup with me. I trust you've paid up front already? Good. I've got a lot of work to do to finish eating this bottle of Vicodin today, so why don't you grab a few for yourself and sit down with

Coach Zimmer Takes a Long Walk in the Woods.

yeah right - January 11, 2022January 11, 2022

banner image via [exterior Coach Zimmers' compound in Kentucky] Coach Zimmer walks in the front door of his expansive residence looking forlorn. He tosses his keys on the hall table and removes his Vikings cap. Coach Zimmer: "Hello? Beansie? Maria? I'm home!" A distant squeaking sound is heard and approaches Coach. "EEK EEEK EEEK!" CZ: "Beansie!

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 1: How to Become Immortal Through Using Mercury

The Maestro - January 6, 2022January 10, 2022

Hi, everybody! I’m Dr. David J. Chao. You may know me from Twitter as ProFootballDoc, where I give insight on potential player injuries as I watch game action in real time. You may also potentially know me for my scandal-filled years as the team doctor for the San Diego Chargers,