Your “Bad Medicine” Friday Evening Open Thread

Fair warning, I have no idea what to write about this week.  So I'm not even going to try. I've been burning the candle at both ends for the past several months in a lot of ways.  Much too much, actually. Now more recently, between excessive traveling, lack of sleep, dealing with

tWBS’ Adventures In The Swamp – Friday Evening Open Thread

I'm in Florida this week visiting a friend.  And aside from the reason I'm here, which is the aforementioned friend, which admittedly has been very nice and a lot fun... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8WLa6umgdw Well, that part aside... Simply stated, Florida is a shithole. I DROVE 12 HOURS FOR THIS???? Full disclosure, I hadn't been in the State

This is Not my Beautiful House: Vikings at the Bye.

Before the start of the NFL season I had a few predictions for the upcoming Vikings season. "The Vikings are indeed loaded at almost every level but the offensive line is problematic as fuck. In addition the Vikings have a much more challenging schedule this year. I have no idea how

Caleb Sturgis Takes a Ride

EXTERIOR – CHARGERS PRACTICE FACILITY, COSTA MESA, CA – MIDDAY [CALEB STURGIS walks alone to his car following Monday's walk-through. He seems a bit forlorn, yet still has the semblance of an optimistic smile on face. As he is a few feet from his car, another vehicle rolls up] [CAR DOOR FLIES

Nobody’s Chargers 2018 (Late) Bye Week Update – The End of an Era

INTERIOR – ST. CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES – MIDDAY [A massive group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people fill the pews of the church. The room is so packed with bodies that there is a constant murmur that drowns out the few notes of the organ just audible above the buzz. DEAN

Your “Keep On Truckin'” Friday Evening Open Thread

I have no idea what to talk about, so I'm just going to talk about the good things which happened this week, because I've been an insufferable prick the past few weeks (trust me, I know that), and have been bitching about everything.  Sooooooooo.... First and foremost.... DAVE IS HOME!!!!!!!!! He was kidnapped

The Whatsonville Jaguars?, I Don’t Know Them.

INTERIOR, HALLWAY OF A MANHATTAN LUXURUY HIGH RISE BUILDING. Balls (checking address): This is the place. [Knocks on door] Balls: Ian, are you in there? [Door cracks open] Ian: Who is this? What are you doing here? Balls: It’s me. Balls of Steel. I hope I haven’t caught you at a bad time. Ian (flashing a confident

Your “Don’t Scare Me…I Poop Easily” Friday Evening Open Thread

No, I'm not in any better mood this week than I was last week.  In fact, frankly, it's worse.  Nor am I planning to tell you about it. But God, this is me tWBS.... It would really help things out, and speed things along, if you'd open up a gigantic sinkhole and

Your “I Scream, You Scream….Wait, WHY ARE WE SCREAMING????” Friday Evening Open Thread

I'm not gonna sugarcoat this.  I've had a really bad week.  From many different fronts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyk-Vdd_Qrk Frankly, I'm pissed off at the world and just about everyone in it.  And I'm not in the mood to talk about it. So at the very least, you're not gonna have to read my ramblings this

Your “Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You” Friday Evening Open Thread

I've been away for a coupla weeks.  Yet I still really don't know what to talk about this week. I'm writing this early because there's another hurricane 'gon roll up this way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x6leDGV7gs And I fully expect to lose electricity, internet and phone.  Again.  The last of which might be a blessing, actually. I

That’s My Raiders! Tank Time

EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That Raiders Show [sic] is filmed in front of a live student [sic] audience. CUT TO – INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY The music of Further Seems Forever blares throughout the house.  KOLTON MILLER sits on the couch, munching from a

Your “The Second Best Pot I’ve Ever Owned” Monday Midday Open Thread

Since many of us have a holiday today, I was sort of bored.  So I decided to cook some good stuff. This is my Instant Pot™.... There are many like it, but this one is mine. I've used the hell outta this thing since I got it a coupla weeks ago.  Maryland Crab