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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 8 (Le Dénouement)
EXTERIOR, NORTH CAROLINA OUTER BANKS, EMERALD ISLE tWBS has caught a nice wave and is getting ready to move up the face to try…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 22
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 22 Recaps and Highlights This week, we had quite possibly the two best games…
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The Picture of Tom Brady: Your 2019 New England Patriots Season Preview
SPRING 2000 The office was filled with the faint odor of cortisone gel, and when the light spring wind stirred the dust that had…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 7
INTERIOR, A SHITTY RENTED AUDI HATCHBACK WITH FULL COLLISION COVERAGE, THE A-3, HEADING SOUTH PAST THE FRANKFURT AIRPORT Balls: So, where exactly are we…
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Your “Middle Child Day” Monday Evening Open Thread
Seriously, I’m not joking. August 12 is “Middle Child Day”. It’s official and everything!!!!!! HEY LOOK IT’S THE NEW JAN BRADY!!!!! marsha, Marsha, MARSHA!!!!!…
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Your 2019 Stillers Preview
I’m supposed to preview the 2019 Steelers. Let me start with this: This entire division makes less sense than Drumpf’s cabinet. People are…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 21
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 21 Recaps and Highlights This week, we had quite a few firsts. There was,…
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Your “Sunday Funday, Better Than A Monday” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Ha!!!! See? I didn’t forget this time. Even though I’ve been watching baseball all day. And maybe drinking some. Allegedly. Antonio Brown has threatened…
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Your “You Need A Good Scrubbing” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m a horrible person. I’ve known this for a while. For those of you who have met me, this is not news to you…
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tWBS On Relationships – VI The Final Chapter (at least for now)
There’s a reason why we went backwards chronologically. At the end of this one, hopefully you’ll understand. This story is a bit convoluted in…