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AFL Beat 2019 Finals Week One
This week, We had four games with all Eight teams playing and two teams going home. Lots happened. Let’s get right to it! Welcome…
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Your “Extremely Abbreviated” Friday Evening Open Thread
Fair warning: You’re not getting much out of me tonight. We’ve been dealing with hurricane stuff around here. I drove down in the middle…
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WTF with…
So, like many of you, I’m sitting here watching TV and I see things that make me say WHAT THE…. (please note they don’t…
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AFL Beat 2019 Pre-Finals Bye Week
This week, No games were played as the AFL took a week off to “celebrate Footy” like they were Rex Ryan. However, there is…
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Your “Stand Up And Cheer!!!” Friday Evening Open Thread
It’s the first weekend of NCAA Football…2019 version. Several games have already been played. Clemson rolled over GT, as expected. I hate those asshats. …
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All Apologies to Lewis Carroll: The DFO Indianapolis Colts 2019 Preview
THE ANDREWLUCKY ’Twas brillig, and the boring Colts Did gyre and gimble in the ‘Nap: All drunkish were the cheering dolts, …
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 23
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 23 Recaps and Highlights We’ve come to the end of the Home and Away…
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Your “Hot Hot Hot” Friday Evening Open Thread
Oy, it’s been quite the week. I had to put on a suit and sit in the sun yesterday for about two hours. People…
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No One’s Chargers 2019 Preview: Top Bolt
INTERIOR – CHARGERS WAR ROOM, MIRA MAR, CA – MIDDAY MAJ. TOM TELESCO: [Walking in] Good morning Tony. COMM. ANTHONY LYNN: Morning Tom. RADIO: Ghost Audience,…
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Saints Team Preview 2019
He’s not dead, he’s drunk! Two years in a row the sky crashed open, the world ended in violence and heartbreak. Some kind…