NFL News: Eagles punter Donnie Jones has decided to retire. Makes sense when you consider he's a 14-year vet, has played 208 consecutive games, and only punted once during the Eagles Super Bowl win. Jags DB Jalen Ramsey is mad at Texas A&M & Jimbo Fisher for including him in
Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
Your “Umm…So, How Was Your Day?” Monday Evening Open Thread
Your Non-Futbol Semana de Odio Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Evil Celebrity Pickakke
This year’s Superb owl features Satan’s favorite team—the New England Patriots—playing against the Philadelphia Eagles, whose fan base happens to be her favorite. Factor in Donald Trump being president, and this year’s celebrity pickakke should be evil and bad. It’s what we deserve. . . Hello fellow DFOers, I dipped into
Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to the third night of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by rampant greed, a Republican majority, taxpayer-funded stadiums, and General Mills - home of the "Monster cereals". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbhbXNfPnc4 Tonight is the night where we reflect on the ownerships that made us hate the League in 2017. I'm going
Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
All photoshops courtesy Low Commander Welcome to the second day of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by Levonorgestrel, a lack of self-awareness, and Gillette! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuh4NCJo5aU Today, we discuss the Patriots. You might remember them from such attempted schadenfreudes as: Super Bowl XLIX, and Super Bowl LI. So, how many rings is that, Tom? /has small
Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to the Second Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by the Minnesota Department of Tourism, collective disgust, and Slim Jims. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfNbK9baZmI Tonight is the night where we reflect on the shitty state of the League, and all the events that have conspired to create a Super Bowl© that a majority
Your “Satan Has Taken His Toll, And He Took It Out On Me” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Cardinals have hired Steve Wilks, Panthers 2017 Defensive Coordinator, as their new head coach. He also interviewed with the Titans and Giants, likely as Rooney-rule fulfillment. Pat Shurmur is expected to become the Giants new head coach. It's his second crack at being a head coach. His
Your Yeah Right family Battle Royale Open Thread
We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to the NFC Championship Game. Let's go to The Tale Of The Tape! Cooking skills: Advantage Yeah Right Writing while on unknown substances: Advantage DJ Taj QB: Advantage DJ Taj RB: Advantage
Your “One More Monday Night Game? But It’s JV NFL? Whatever…I’LL TAKE IT!” Monday Evening Open Thread
Your “Whoops – I Forgot” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Your “Ugh, Wasn’t 2017 The Worst?!” Black Monday Evening Open Thread
Hey 2017, So, let's see how 2018 is unfold-- Dammit! It hasn't even been a whole day yet! NFL Notes: Friday announcements: Seahawks CB Justin Coleman wasn't fined for his leap into the Sally Ann kettle during the Hawks-Cowboys game last week. Davante Adams signed a 4-year, $58 million extension with the Packers.