Your “Nobody Owes Nobody Nothing” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Eagles punter Donnie Jones has decided to retire. Makes sense when you consider he's a 14-year vet, has played 208 consecutive games, and only punted once during the Eagles Super Bowl win. Jags DB Jalen Ramsey is mad at Texas A&M & Jimbo Fisher for including him in

Your “Umm…So, How Was Your Day?” Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: This was dumped late-Friday like so-much bad news, but the Jags have locked up Blake Bortles for three more years. Three years at $54 million, with $26 million of that guaranteed. He will make $20 million this year. He could make a maximum of $66.5 million with all incentives

Your Non-Futbol Semana de Odio Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Of course, we can have a DFO Futbol Semana de Odio in advance of our World Cup previews in May. NFL Notes: In what reads like a note from a stroked-out Grandpa, Johnny Manziel has started his "Comebackszn". He will be playing in the new-ish Spring League, which is a thing the NFL

Evil Celebrity Pickakke

This year’s Superb owl features Satan’s favorite team—the New England Patriots—playing against the Philadelphia Eagles, whose fan base happens to be her favorite. Factor in Donald Trump being president, and this year’s celebrity pickakke should be evil and bad. It’s what we deserve. . . Hello fellow DFOers, I dipped into

Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Welcome to the third night of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by rampant greed, a Republican majority, taxpayer-funded stadiums, and General Mills - home of the "Monster cereals". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbhbXNfPnc4 Tonight is the night where we reflect on the ownerships that made us hate the League in 2017. I'm going

Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

All photoshops courtesy Low Commander Welcome to the second day of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by Levonorgestrel, a lack of self-awareness, and Gillette! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuh4NCJo5aU Today, we discuss the Patriots. You might remember them from such attempted schadenfreudes as: Super Bowl XLIX, and Super Bowl LI. So, how many rings is that, Tom? /has small

Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread

Welcome to the Second Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by the Minnesota Department of Tourism, collective disgust, and Slim Jims. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfNbK9baZmI Tonight is the night where we reflect on the shitty state of the League, and all the events that have conspired to create a Super Bowl© that a majority

Your “Satan Has Taken His Toll, And He Took It Out On Me” Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: The Cardinals have hired Steve Wilks, Panthers 2017 Defensive Coordinator, as their new head coach. He also interviewed with the Titans and Giants, likely as Rooney-rule fulfillment. Pat Shurmur is expected to become the Giants new head coach. It's his second crack at being a head coach. His

Your Yeah Right family Battle Royale Open Thread

We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to the NFC Championship Game. Let's go to The Tale Of The Tape! Cooking skills: Advantage Yeah Right Writing while on unknown substances: Advantage DJ Taj QB: Advantage DJ Taj RB: Advantage

Your “One More Monday Night Game? But It’s JV NFL? Whatever…I’LL TAKE IT!” Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Your new Bears head coach is Matt Nagy. He is/was the Chiefs OC in 2016. Prior to the Chiefs, he was with the Eagles from 2009-13. He played QB at Delaware, and spent 5 years in the Arena League. SHOCKING: Richie Incognito is being accused of dropping some

Your “Whoops – I Forgot” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Either Shady is lying or he's Wolverine: He says his ankle isn't as bad as first thought. He does admit it's difficult to cut. There is a former Bills RB familiar with cutting difficulty he could ask for advice. Proving the wheels on the bus do go round

Your “Ugh, Wasn’t 2017 The Worst?!” Black Monday Evening Open Thread

Hey 2017, So, let's see how 2018 is unfold--    Dammit! It hasn't even been a whole day yet! NFL Notes: Friday announcements: Seahawks CB Justin Coleman wasn't fined for his leap into the Sally Ann kettle during the Hawks-Cowboys game last week. Davante Adams signed a 4-year, $58 million extension with the Packers.