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“Shathawks… Nope,…Shethawks… No, That’s Not Right… Hold On, I’ve Got It…” Seattle At The Bye
As Beastmode Ate My Baby is off on another top-secret government mission, it falls to me, another Seahawks season ticket holder and the writer…
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Your “Oh, Okay – More Sports?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Richard Sherman took being Richard Sherman like a man last night, when questioned about the call that kept the Packers game-winning drive…
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Your “It’s An Image, Not A Homage” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: It’s still a few weeks to the October 30th deadline, but who cares about facts? Trade rumours! Shady to the Eagles. Cardinals…
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Your “No Longer The Most Embarrassing Moment In Team History” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Family patriarch & chief enabler Alex Spanos died Tuesday morning, aged 95. Disappointed in the man his son had become, Alex Spanos…
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Your Pride of Texas SNF Open Thread
Back when I was a wee lil Balls, one of the first songs I learned in English was this one: The second was probably…
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Your Saturday Evening Mild Rant & Open Thread
As you are reading this, I am currently not in Seattle awaiting the banal gore that will be the Seahawks home opener on Sunday.…
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Your “But You Said I Could…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Patriots are being investigated over Patrick Chung’s concussion in Sunday’s loss to the Swags. He was initially cleared on the sidelines,…
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Hey Rube: Your 2018 Buffalo Bills Season “Preview”
“So maybe there’s hope. Or maybe I’m going mad… In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile — and the rest…
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Your “Back To Everything” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Man, going back to work sucks. NFL News: Le’Veon Bell is still a ghost at the Steelers facility, and he hasn’t yet signed his…
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Your “I Don’t Care If The Money’s No Good” Saturday Evening NCAA Football Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VShpcqd3zE But I’m guessing the players might. Enough of that commie Libtard stuff – ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER SEASON OF EVERYONE FELLATING ‘BAMA?!…