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Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Week 13
This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs, who won’t, who will win, and who won’t. Essentially, it will be an…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts
“OW MY HEAD!” “UGH, MY STOMACH!” “YIKES, MY BALLS!” These may be some of the thoughts going through Hippo’s head today as he is…
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Bob McNair goes to the Good Place
/Inside an empty waiting room with an instrumental version of Creed’s My Sacrifice being played in the background /Suddenly, a Door Flies Open. A…
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Your “Why Can’t It Be Like That Every Night?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: The Chiefs-Rams game was ESPN’s highest-rated game in four years. Last night’s game could singlehandedly turn around the NFL’s Nielsen numbers…until the…
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Your “Que Desafortunado Para Ti” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: For those of you who live in the region: Chiefs-Rams tickets went on sale Wednesday. They are setting aside seats for the…
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Your “Let’s Turn Everyone Into RG III” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: There is was talk about maybe having to either delay or move the Mexico City game, because the field is apparently complete…
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Caleb Sturgis Takes a Ride
EXTERIOR – CHARGERS PRACTICE FACILITY, COSTA MESA, CA – MIDDAY [CALEB STURGIS walks alone to his car following Monday’s walk-through. He seems a bit…
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Nobody’s Chargers 2018 (Late) Bye Week Update – The End of an Era
INTERIOR – ST. CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES – MIDDAY [A massive group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people fill the pews of the church. The…
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The 500s past the 500 mark. That means at least 3 things.
The 500s, officially known as the Houston Texans, are winning at an over .500 pace. Their record past the halfway (.500!) mark is either…
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BOLTMAN GROUP Presents – The Sound of the Beast
♫ Set to the music of “The Number of the Beast” from Iron Maiden ♫ GHOST OF JUNIOR SEAU: Woe to you, oh Span-oiiii,…