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Blood is Thicker
INT. GAME SHOW STUDIO – MUSIC AND LIGHTS BEGIN AS THE CROWD APPLAUDS THE APPROACHING HOST Michael Strahan: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! We’re…
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No Ones Chargers 2018 Season Preview
INTERIOR – ST. SOPHIA CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES – MIDDAY [A decent group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people sit in the pews as the…
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Your “So, Anything Happen While I Was Gone?” (Part 1) Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: JJ Watt says he’s ready to go for 2018. He’s always been ready at the start of a season; he hasn’t finished…
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Your “Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Everything today seems to fall into the “hoo-boy” department. The burglary at LeSean McCoy’s ex’s has taken a dark turn: She’s in…
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Your “Oh Boy” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: This sucks: Jim Kelly has to go for more surgery. It’s a follow-up to the procedure he had to have after his…
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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Part 4: Inner Circle
Two Things: First, A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. – Mark Twain (Incorrectly)…
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Your “Whaddya Mean It’s Not Human?” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Julian Edelman is apologizing for his failed test, but no one is certain what he tested positive for. The League is having…
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Your “A Small Man Trying To Embiggen Himself” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Crybaby-in-chief President Trump “disinvited” the Eagles from the White House and instead will hold a perfectly cromulent “Celebration of America, which will…
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2018 World Cup Team Preview – Nigeria
A random phone rings in a famous building… White House Operator: Uh, hello? Mysterious Sexy-Voiced Protagonist: Yes, hello…I’m calling from Door Flies Open…
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Your “Thirty-one White Folks and Shad Khan Say What Goes” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Owners meeting rule changes: They have come up with a new anthem policy: The NFL will enact a national anthem policy for…