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Hey Rube: Your 2018 Buffalo Bills Season “Preview”
“So maybe there’s hope. Or maybe I’m going mad… In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile — and the rest…
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Your “Back To Everything” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Man, going back to work sucks. NFL News: Le’Veon Bell is still a ghost at the Steelers facility, and he hasn’t yet signed his…
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Your “I Don’t Care If The Money’s No Good” Saturday Evening NCAA Football Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VShpcqd3zE But I’m guessing the players might. Enough of that commie Libtard stuff – ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER SEASON OF EVERYONE FELLATING ‘BAMA?!…
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Blood is Thicker
INT. GAME SHOW STUDIO – MUSIC AND LIGHTS BEGIN AS THE CROWD APPLAUDS THE APPROACHING HOST Michael Strahan: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! We’re…
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No Ones Chargers 2018 Season Preview
INTERIOR – ST. SOPHIA CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES – MIDDAY [A decent group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people sit in the pews as the…
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Your “So, Anything Happen While I Was Gone?” (Part 1) Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: JJ Watt says he’s ready to go for 2018. He’s always been ready at the start of a season; he hasn’t finished…
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Your “Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Everything today seems to fall into the “hoo-boy” department. The burglary at LeSean McCoy’s ex’s has taken a dark turn: She’s in…
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Your “Oh Boy” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: This sucks: Jim Kelly has to go for more surgery. It’s a follow-up to the procedure he had to have after his…
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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Part 4: Inner Circle
Two Things: First, A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. – Mark Twain (Incorrectly)…
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Your “Whaddya Mean It’s Not Human?” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Julian Edelman is apologizing for his failed test, but no one is certain what he tested positive for. The League is having…