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Your “A Small Man Trying To Embiggen Himself” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Crybaby-in-chief President Trump “disinvited” the Eagles from the White House and instead will hold a perfectly cromulent “Celebration of America, which will…
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2018 World Cup Team Preview – Nigeria
A random phone rings in a famous building… White House Operator: Uh, hello? Mysterious Sexy-Voiced Protagonist: Yes, hello…I’m calling from Door Flies Open…
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Your “Thirty-one White Folks and Shad Khan Say What Goes” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Owners meeting rule changes: They have come up with a new anthem policy: The NFL will enact a national anthem policy for…
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Your “In The Most Delightful Way” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Hi all. After a welcome three-day holiday weekend away from the #content mines, I’m ready to return you to the cromulence of my banality.…
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Your “Hopefully, The One Time This Site Unites Behind A Jets Franchise” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Your day may have sucked, but it went nowhere near as badly as Matt Patricia’s. If I read the stories correctly: He…
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Your “Cast Off Your Oppressor’s Shackles!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: More draft-day stories are leaking out: The Seahawks were willing to part with Earl Thomas. Dallas just wouldn’t pony up the picks.…
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Your “Easing Into The Week” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Today marked the start of the far-less sexy Undrafted Free-Agent signing window. Anyone not picked over the weekend can sign with whichever…
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Your “I Think Baseball Is A Gateway Drug” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: OOOHHH – BEEF! Pete Carroll had things to say about Richard Sherman & Michael Bennett having things to say on their way…
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Your “A Whole Lot Of Pomp For Very Little Circumstance” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Brandon Marshall is no longer a NY Football Giant. Days after saying there was “no room for Dez”, the Giants have claimed…
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Your “No, No…Stop. No Fighting…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
(banner pic courtesy bostonmagazine) NFL Notes: As expected, the 2018 NFL Schedule Release Presented by Verizon will be Thursday evening at 8:00 PM ET Yes…