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Your “Luckily, The Car Was Okay” Monday Evening Open Thread
(Not the actual car) NFL News: Josh Gordon has signed his exclusive rights tender with the Browns. Good thing – 4/20 is this Friday.…
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Your “Golf Leafs Golf” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Stealing from Crimebeat! 49ers linebacker Reuben Foster has been officially charged with one felony for domestic violence with aggravated bodily harm, another felony…
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Your “PLAYOFFS – WOO!!!!!!!!!!!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Citing “health issues”, Richie Incognito has decided to retire. “I’m done, I’m done, that’s it,” Incognito told The Buffalo News. “It’s been…
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Your “What’s Old Is New Again, Again” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: RGIII is back, baby! A one-year deal with the Ravens. The best comment on Deadspin was that the Ravens signed him because…
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Your “The Cross You Bear Is Only The Beginning” Easter Sunday Evening Open Thread
If all went well this weekend, I am currently driving home from Seattle. If it didn’t, I’m eating chicken fingers in my fat pants…
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Your “At Least The 2019 Offseason Won’t Be As Bleak” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Morgan Burnett is leaving the Packers for the Steelers. Just another hole to fill in while wasting Clay Matthews’ prime. Ryan Grant,…
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Your “Looks Like You Won’t Have Beerguyrob To Kick Around For A While” Monday Evening Open Thread
Because, dear Commentists, this is my last Open Thread before we yield the week to the esteemed King Hippo for all things Madness. Editor’s…
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Roger Goodell’s Reported Time of 5.41s in the 40 Yard Dash is a Disgraceful Lie
Like many people who were fairly fast runners in their youth, I thought I’d be capable of running the forty yard dash in less…
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Your “All Good Things…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Unexpectedly, Jerry Jones has given up & will repay the NFL the $2.0 million they say he cost them fighting Zeke’s suspension.…
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Your Tag Deadline Day Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Franchise tags: Today at 4:00ET was the deadline for applying a franchise tag to a current player under negotiations. The list: Franchise…