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Your “Nobody Owes Nobody Nothing” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Eagles punter Donnie Jones has decided to retire. Makes sense when you consider he’s a 14-year vet, has played 208 consecutive games,…
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Your “Umm…So, How Was Your Day?” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: This was dumped late-Friday like so-much bad news, but the Jags have locked up Blake Bortles for three more years. Three years…
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Your Non-Futbol Semana de Odio Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Of course, we can have a DFO Futbol Semana de Odio in advance of our World Cup previews in May. NFL Notes: In what reads…
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Evil Celebrity Pickakke
This year’s Superb owl features Satan’s favorite team—the New England Patriots—playing against the Philadelphia Eagles, whose fan base happens to be her favorite. Factor…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to the third night of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by rampant greed, a Republican majority, taxpayer-funded stadiums, and…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
All photoshops courtesy Low Commander Welcome to the second day of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by Levonorgestrel, a lack of…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to the Second Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by the Minnesota Department of Tourism, collective disgust, and Slim Jims. Tonight is…
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Your “Satan Has Taken His Toll, And He Took It Out On Me” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Cardinals have hired Steve Wilks, Panthers 2017 Defensive Coordinator, as their new head coach. He also interviewed with the Titans and…
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Your Yeah Right family Battle Royale Open Thread
We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to…
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Your “One More Monday Night Game? But It’s JV NFL? Whatever…I’LL TAKE IT!” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Your new Bears head coach is Matt Nagy. He is/was the Chiefs OC in 2016. Prior to the Chiefs, he was with…