Your “My Nuts Are Falling” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - September 21, 2018September 20, 2018

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Seriously. Acorns, hickory nuts....even a persimmon hit me in the head yesterday while I was cleaning up hurricane debris. Gravity is stupid. (This vid is very NSFW, btw) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20h-PJPMap4 But the squirrels like it... - Ringo I've told this story to some of you privately, but I still think it's funny. So Imma tell it again

Your “This Isn’t What I Meant When I Said Blow Me” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - September 14, 2018September 13, 2018

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I'm on my way to pick up teh King Hippo. We've decided.... fuck this hurricane, we' goin' drankin'. Just kidding folks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J5W-zZ-HtY Having driven in the middle of more than one hurricane over the years, I'm staying home this time and hoping no trees come down through the roof. But if they do,

Your Friday Night Open Thread / Weekend Homework Assignment

ballsofsteelandfury - September 7, 2018September 7, 2018

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So, your friendly neighborhood Balls was enjoying his Labour Day weekend of not doing jack shit when he decided to not only start talking in the third person, but he also discovered some horrifying news. Sit yourselves down for this one: Apparently, the Miss Bumbum pageant in Brazil will end after this

Your Labour Day Weekend Friday Night Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - August 31, 2018August 31, 2018

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So, we all slept in until the crack of noon, immediately cracked open a beer, and then scratched our asses to our hearts' content, right? Wait seriously? Do you NOT work for a company that gives you a four day weekend this weekend? Um, I guess the appropriate thing to say is

Your “Starting Units Wandering Into The Second Quarter? Do Tell!” Friday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 17, 2018

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So my oldest sonny boy has shown an interest in cooking so I got him a few "Hello Fresh" thingies. He said he was going give one a go today and I knew that, because he didn't invite me to join in the process, he wanted to tackle this solo.

Your “It’s Friday. Let’s Eat And Drink And Drug Like The Champs We Are” Friday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 10, 2018

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It's shitty preseason ball and a couple of shitty teams are involved in this double-header. Call it "un-beautiful symmetry", maybe? Whatever, my eyebulbs are gonna catch some action. One thing I've got an issue with is the fact that this is the first weekend that all teams are playing and

TGISF … Solstice, Schmolstice

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 22, 2018June 22, 2018

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5bUmx-hk-c OK, here's the deal... This week's theme was predetermined a while ago. The calendar does what it does, I don't control it. And days ago, I began thinking through what I wanted to say this week to try to make you idiots laugh. Because I think I'm funny even if you

TGISF… Quite Contrary

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 15, 2018June 15, 2018

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I've used that particular banner image up there for TGISF once before. Not quite ten months ago, when talking about libraries and reading books. But this is not about books or libraries this week. Nope, this week we're talking about gardening n junk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxyRObLtYCk - Who's Got Two Thumbs, Neither Of Which Are Green? Yet

TGISF… Whose Side Are You On, Anyway?

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 8, 2018June 8, 2018

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Recently, while on the beach, I spied a group of a half dozen or so lovely young ladies. Shut up, I said "spied", not "stalked". Nonetheless, there they were right before me. I couldn't exactly not look. Some were swimming, some were sunning. They seemed to be having a nice time.

TGISF: Balls Takeover

ballsofsteelandfury - June 1, 2018May 31, 2018

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Have you ever gone to your favourite bar and there's a "Takeover" by a brewery where they offer special beers that are very rare or hard to find? That's a pretty cool thing isn't it? Yeah, this post is nothing like that. You will get a glimpse into the mind of Balls,

TGISF…In Repose

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 25, 2018January 18, 2022

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re·pose1 rəˈpōz/ noun noun: repose 1. a state of rest, sleep, or tranquility. "in repose her face looked relaxed" synonyms: rest, relaxation, inactivity; More sleep, slumber "a face in repose" composure. "he had lost none of his grace or his repose" synonyms: peace, peace and quiet, peacefulness, quiet, quietness, calm, tranquility More "they found true repose" composure, serenity, equanimity, poise, self-possession, aplomb "he lost his

TGISF… Wet Sand

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 18, 2018May 17, 2018

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Yep. I'm half-assing this one. Sorry, not sorry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-66h7hHWx8Q I'm at the beach. Sorry, not sorry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtBbinpK5XI This is the view out of my window right now as I'm writing this... So, as you can easily see... I want to be out there . NOT in here . So this post is getting written quickly and