As Low Commander of the Super Soldiers reminded us, we have a duty to give people a place to talk about footbaw. For your dick joking pleasure, we have a selection of: Tom Brady's dumbass emails Arian Foster's kerploderated groin for some team that nobody cares about Justin Blackmon's career ending case of DGAF The
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Must Hate See T.V. – 2016 G.O.P. Line Up Announced
/Stadium lights darken and fog machine kicks in //Music and laser show began https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqby02qjKD8 ///Screen flashes "R U E" I CAN'T HEAR YOU INTERWEBS!!!! Coming in first he is leading the poles and not just the ones where he finds his future wives. The man who has shown the easiest way to make $5 million
So Long (heh, LONG), and Thanks For All the Dick Jokes.
This post is more about me and how I feel today than about today’s bad news, but I hope you enjoy it anyway. The news today that Mike Tunison, AKA Christmas Ape, resigned as editor-in-chief of KSK was not wholly unexpected, but it still stings. For me personally, I found KSK
About this whole Gawker mess . . .
No one sucks their own collective dicks quite like Gawker Media and their own self-made caste system. Gawker begat Deadspin, which begat KSK, which begat this here site, but Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ, they are martyring the shit out of themselves over a guy quitting. My favorite part is that all
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Adventures in Periscope-ing
Last night, I was unusually awake late on a work night for a couple of reasons: 1) I have a nagging tooth-ache that has made it difficult to sleep. I'm going to the dentist this week and I am dreading it. 2) I was watching the NASCAR Daytona summer race
Wait, Is Johnny Really Dead????
Wait, this first story seems very familiar. http://www.freep.com/story/life/advice/2015/07/04/amy-dickinson-toxic-relationship/29637387/ This story is TEARING ME APART. Dear Amy: I have a serious problem with my future wife. She has not been faithful to me. I recently overheard her talking to her friend about how she was unfaithful to me. When I confronted her, all that she
