TGISF…aka “Concussive Redemption in Appalachia” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 21, 2016October 21, 2016

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Hello again, good people of the [DFO] kommentist party. I hope you've all had a good week. It's been a good one for me, and a good week is always appreciated in tWBS' world. As many of you are already aware I spent the bulk of last weekend in Appalachia trying

A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Headings In A Preview Of The 2016 Philadelphia Eagles

WhyEaglesWhy - August 25, 2016August 25, 2016

Welcome to DFO's preview of the 2016 Philadelphia Eagles, which should be as long, frustrating, and hackneyed as the team's season itself. With that kind of experience awaiting us, perhaps it's best we just get started and get this done with a minimum of fuss. The 2016 Eagles were assembled by

Your “Random Odds & Ends” Friday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 8, 2016July 8, 2016

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NFL News: Megatron admitted the culture & acceptance of losing in Detroit factored into his decision to retire. They went 54-90 during his 9 years, only making the playoffs twice. He admitted more success would have made it more difficult to retire, so he looked at what they had on

Should I Watch Football This Year? (Part I)

montythisseemsstrangetome - March 1, 2016February 29, 2016

It's almost a perfect storm. My enjoyment of the NFL has been tempered in recent years by the conduct of its players, the hypocritical nature of its leadership, and the arbitrariness of its officiating. Add to that the sudden departure of the Rams and the likely retirement of Peyton Manning,

NFL Disintegration

ballsofsteelandfury - February 7, 2016February 6, 2016

There is a reason this is being posted in the middle of the night. Now, to get the full experience, follow along: Light a black candle Light a clove incense stick Turn the lights off Hit Play on the YouTube link below and scroll in time with the lyrics Oh I miss the kiss of

Somebody’s Gotta Do It

... - December 28, 2015December 28, 2015

Owners Meeting -- NFL Headquarters Owners of all 32 teams are standing around the room conversing quietly. A palpable tension fills the room as owners wait for Commissioner Roger Goodell to arrive. 5913

I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE

WCS - October 31, 2015October 31, 2015

“I Would Like A Selfie” For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xWw-_VIy0&ab_channel=JASONSCARYSTORYS Outside of a small town in Central Texas was a supposed haunted house. This house was surrounded by a relatively thick woods, and had been abandoned for untold years. Local children had learned legends of how every night, a severed head would fall down its decrepit chimney. A

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 21

ballsofsteelandfury - August 23, 2015August 23, 2015

Finals contenders continue to drop like flies. First it was Port Adelaide, then it was Collingwood, now it was the GWS Giants' turn with an intriguing twist from Geelong. Want details? READ ON! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! I keep telling you guys that the thing I love about the

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 20

ballsofsteelandfury - August 16, 2015August 16, 2015

Last week, the Port Adelaide Power said goodbye to any finals possibilities in losing to the Western Bulldogs by a healthy margin. This week, another team said goodbye with a tough loss. Who was it and what does it mean for those left alive? Welcome To Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! I'm

Trent Green Encounters a Mirror

Insane Shit

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - August 4, 2015November 3, 2015

[Trent Green is singing and dancing alone in his room] Trent: [Singing] Da-nana, naaaa nanana... HEY! Dana-nana... Trent: Oh, hi there handsome. Say, I haven't seen you around here before. How are you? I'm great, thanks for asking! [Trent smiles and waves at the mirror] Trent: Wow, you're really good at doing the same

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 17

Insane Shit

ballsofsteelandfury - July 26, 2015August 4, 2015

This week, it got a little tighter in the middle, the top stiffened up and responded brilliantly, and the bottom dripped its way closer to the floor. Vagina joke! Also, the current state of affairs in the AFL. Let's dig in, shall we? Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! The round started

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 15

ballsofsteelandfury - July 12, 2015

The picture, of course, alludes to the epic second battle this season between head coach twins Brad Scott of North Melbourne and Chris Scott of Geelong. Imagine Rob Ryan finally getting a head coaching gig and going up against Rex. Like that, but Australian. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! The