25 Questions About….

ballsofsteelandfury - June 8, 2017June 7, 2017

Well, I can't very well post a picture of today's topic. Check that, I can, but if I want to continue being able to post at this site, it's probably in my best interests that I not. Let's try some visual cues, shall we? Too Jewish? Ok, let's go with Figured it

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #2 – “Baker’s Dozen”

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 7, 2017June 7, 2017

Tonight's episode: BAKER'S DOZEN It was a fresh crisp evening in the Pacific Northwest. The hipsters were riding their bikes to the food truck farm alongside the river while vaping their legal weed. Off in the distance, a distinct roar of a crowd could be heard as a piece of Tall Timber

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #1 – “Love in a Locker”

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 31, 2017May 30, 2017

Tonight's Episode: Love in a Locker It was a late spring / early summer day in woody Connecticut. Schools were letting out and all the kids were happily thinking about their summer plans and emptying out their lockers. All the old crap was tossed away into the trash receptacles of which

Booth Review

BrettFavresColonoscopy - April 4, 2017April 4, 2017

/intercom buzzes SECRETARY: Mr. Berson? Your 9am is here. DAVID: Ugh, Samantha, I asked you not to interrupt me. :fidgets: How long has he been waiting? 15 minutes? Make him wait 3 more and then send him in. /looks down under his desk And you are going to have to hurry up if you

25 Questions About….

ballsofsteelandfury - March 30, 2017March 30, 2017

the AFL Women's Award ceremony. It happened last night (today? in a time portal?), well Australian Tuesday night, whatever that was for us and instead of a red carpet, there was a coral carpet. That brings up some... questions. 1- Why Coral? 2- Is that because Australia is home to the Great

25 Questions About….

ballsofsteelandfury - March 16, 2017March 16, 2017

Well, it can't be the NFL because ain't nothin' happenin' (yes, I understand there was a lot of movement, but others like beerguyrob have handled that masterfully and Horatio's mock draft was brilliant). So, in the spirit of the season, we talk about what everyone is talking about today: The

DFO Poker Club Announcement

ballsofsteelandfury - February 27, 2017February 26, 2017

I mentioned this on the AFL Beat, but it bears repeating: DFO Poker Club We at DFO are constantly looking for ways to improve the commentist experience. The thing that built this site was the sense of comraderie that existed on the open threads at our former home. We wanted to keep

Your “Hmm…Who Else Can DFO Help Bring Down?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 14, 2017February 14, 2017

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Russians. They're everywhere. They come in all shapes & sizes. And trying to infiltrate everything, even this here site. But why is that? Is it because of the sympathies expressed during our World Cup Previews? No. Is it because we have pointed out the historical badasses that have wrought havoc on Mother Russia from time to

Your “Welcome to Day 2 – Confronting Your Feelings” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 7, 2017February 7, 2017

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Those Massholes had their parade today. As expected, Kyle Shanahan is the new head coach of the 49ers. It snowed AGAIN last night. That's five days in a row, in a city that normally doesn't see that much in a winter. So you can imagine the drivers & road conditions. Police in Victoria stopped

Missmember

ballsofsteelandfury - December 22, 2016December 22, 2016

The Internet is a wonderful weird place that has led me down many interesting rabbit holes. I just got out of one thanks to this article in the New Statesman. It's worth a click, but the main gist is that there are certain commonly accepted facts that are, upon review, totally