Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #7 – “Errant Balls”

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 11, 2017July 6, 2017

Tonight's Episode: "Errant Balls" It was late on a Monday night in the DFO clubhouse. The poker table had been well used on this night. No, not like that, even though BrettFavresColonoscopy had suggested something earlier which....well, never mind. Didn't matter anyway, as BFC was now passed out, face down in his

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #6 – “God. Bless. America”

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 4, 2017July 4, 2017

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Tonight's Episode: "God. Bless. America." It was the morning of July 3rd, 2017. It would be a momentous day, though no one would likely ever know. Yeah Right has just swiped his key card, entered his password, scanned his fingerprints and retina, and has finally reached the final security checkpoint.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zu4XlM_89s Yeah Right: I gotta

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #5 – “In Heat”

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 27, 2017June 27, 2017

Tonight's Episode: "In Heat " He exited the stadium along with a crowd of others. It was a quiet and somber mass of humanity as the Cubbies had dropped the Sunday game vs the Cardinals, thus losing the weekend series. "This sure as shit ain't like last year!!!!" one frustrated fan shouted. The

The Balls Regimen – The DFO guide to good health

ballsofsteelandfury - June 21, 2017June 21, 2017

So, some of the comments on the Open Threads have gotten me to thinking about the health of our DFO family. I've spent a lot of time, energy, and money trying to figure out the best way to stay young and I figured I would pass on to you fine

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #4 – “The Friendly Skies”

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 20, 2017June 19, 2017

Tonight's Episode: "The Friendly Skies" The hotel room was a mess. The sheets were on the floor, there were high heels and underwear everywhere, and the mini-bar was empty. It had been a good night. As he stepped out of the shower, he gave Candy a firm slap on the ass and told her

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #3 – “Snow Day”

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 13, 2017June 12, 2017

Tonight's Episode: Snow Day It was early June and summer was in the air. Everywhere else but here. Moose - The End Is Well Nigh had just come back inside from shoveling snow. But it was still coming down so hard that he'd never be able to get out and make it to the

25 Questions About….

ballsofsteelandfury - June 8, 2017June 7, 2017

Well, I can't very well post a picture of today's topic. Check that, I can, but if I want to continue being able to post at this site, it's probably in my best interests that I not. Let's try some visual cues, shall we? Too Jewish? Ok, let's go with Figured it

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #2 – “Baker’s Dozen”

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 7, 2017June 7, 2017

Tonight's episode: BAKER'S DOZEN It was a fresh crisp evening in the Pacific Northwest. The hipsters were riding their bikes to the food truck farm alongside the river while vaping their legal weed. Off in the distance, a distinct roar of a crowd could be heard as a piece of Tall Timber

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #1 – “Love in a Locker”

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 31, 2017May 30, 2017

Tonight's Episode: Love in a Locker It was a late spring / early summer day in woody Connecticut. Schools were letting out and all the kids were happily thinking about their summer plans and emptying out their lockers. All the old crap was tossed away into the trash receptacles of which

Booth Review

BrettFavresColonoscopy - April 4, 2017April 4, 2017

/intercom buzzes SECRETARY: Mr. Berson? Your 9am is here. DAVID: Ugh, Samantha, I asked you not to interrupt me. :fidgets: How long has he been waiting? 15 minutes? Make him wait 3 more and then send him in. /looks down under his desk And you are going to have to hurry up if you

25 Questions About….

ballsofsteelandfury - March 30, 2017March 30, 2017

the AFL Women's Award ceremony. It happened last night (today? in a time portal?), well Australian Tuesday night, whatever that was for us and instead of a red carpet, there was a coral carpet. That brings up some... questions. 1- Why Coral? 2- Is that because Australia is home to the Great

25 Questions About….

ballsofsteelandfury - March 16, 2017March 16, 2017

Well, it can't be the NFL because ain't nothin' happenin' (yes, I understand there was a lot of movement, but others like beerguyrob have handled that masterfully and Horatio's mock draft was brilliant). So, in the spirit of the season, we talk about what everyone is talking about today: The