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2017 Quotables – Results Week One
Our own Blaxxy is busy traveling for work, so you get me as Judge and Judy for this week’s submittals. Without further ado, let’s…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #9 – “Special Sauce”
Tonight’s Episode: “Special Sauce” The young man sat on the NYC Subway, riding along, lost in thought. Rehearsals had been cancelled and he unexpectedly…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #8 – “Model Behaviour”
Tonight’s episode: “Model Behaviour” The apartment was littered with pizza boxes, empty 2 liter bottles, and take-out containers. The recycling cooperative van had…
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25 Questions About…
This I speak of course, about the ole In-n-Out. If you are reading the header, you are probably thinking, “There goes Balls, going into…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #7 – “Errant Balls”
Tonight’s Episode: “Errant Balls” It was late on a Monday night in the DFO clubhouse. The poker table had been well used on this…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #6 – “God. Bless. America”
Tonight’s Episode: “God. Bless. America.” It was the morning of July 3rd, 2017. It would be a momentous day, though no one would likely…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #5 – “In Heat”
Tonight’s Episode: “In Heat “ He exited the stadium along with a crowd of others. It was a quiet and somber mass of humanity…
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The Balls Regimen – The DFO guide to good health
So, some of the comments on the Open Threads have gotten me to thinking about the health of our DFO family. I’ve spent a…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #4 – “The Friendly Skies”
Tonight’s Episode: “The Friendly Skies” The hotel room was a mess. The sheets were on the floor, there were high heels and underwear everywhere,…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #3 – “Snow Day”
Tonight’s Episode: Snow Day It was early June and summer was in the air. Everywhere else but here. Moose – The End Is Well…