“Umm, you aren’t beerguyrob” Saturday night’s Open Thread.

litre_cola - September 23, 2017September 23, 2017

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Good evening everyone it is I the substitute for Beerguyrodrigo who I believe is currently running bootleg jeans down to America. I hope he doesn't get busted and will send me some candycorn m&m's for me to do a Baking with Litre post. For those of you who just come

Your “Holy Shit It’s Viper!” Thursday Afternoon Thread

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 6, 2017July 6, 2017

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Greetings from sunny Rialto, California. That's not where I am right now - it's where I'll be when this open thread posts. The forecast for today calls for a high of 103°, and I'll be working outdoors. (Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - Artist's Conception) The work is relatively straightforward, and I should be able to

Champions League Final, el finale, el final.

litre_cola - June 3, 2017

So it has come to this, we have the Old Lady v Blancos for the YUGE trophy, no, the YUGEST trophy in glorious Cardiff Wales! Seriously have you seen the size of this thing? Compared to the World Cup trophy it is a wee bit excessive. Perhaps UEFA has a

Your “I Still Refuse to Spend a Dime” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 1, 2016October 1, 2016

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Last week, the Browns showed incredible heart by battling back from a 24-13 deficit in the fourth quarter to tie the game and put themselves in position to win outright, only for their brand-new kicker Cody Parkey to miss 46-yard field goal attempt (his third miss of the day) as

Your “Let’s Talk Turkey” Open Thread

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 15, 2016

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So apparently there's a country out there that will be getting a shiny new government. Have at it. Feel free to get sexy, if so compelled.

Your “Anyone but France” Championship Sunday Morning Open Thread

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Wakezilla - July 10, 2016July 10, 2016

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Happy Sabbath! There are a lot of important sporting events happening this morning. Before we begin, did you see this weird Madden glitch catch on Friday? Maple NFL is so crazy. Here's what's on the menu: 1) Wimbledon Final: 5 AM PST. TSN, ESPN Canada's Milos Raonic vs Scotland's Andy Murray: The UK

Ain’t No Party Like a 5th of July Party (Open Thread)

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 5, 2016

It poured in our nation's capital yesterday, washing out many a bbq and celebration. Despite the weather, the massive "Capitol Fourth" concert PBS broadcasts from the West Front of the U.S. Capitol went on as planned, unless you were watching at home and noticed the sky alternating between gray and

Your “Iceland gets a bye, right?” Monday Morning Open Thread

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Wakezilla - June 27, 2016June 27, 2016

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Before I begin, I just wanted to complain about how hot it is in my apartment. When the sun sets, it's facing my apartment windows making my apartment from 8PM onwards hot as balls. It's almost midnight here and it's 28 Celsius (that's 82.4 Fahrenheit). The heat just sits in

Your Group E and Group F Matchday 3 Preview– Wednesday Morning Open Thread

Wakezilla - June 22, 2016June 22, 2016

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Good morning! I have Wednesday off and my wife generously bought me a couple of bottles of Hungarian wine to watch the Hungary/Portugal match. Hungary actually makes pretty good wine. They're known more for their dessert wine, but, their regular wine is also quite nice. Now that I know Hungary has

Your Group C and Group D Matchday 3 Preview– Tuesday Morning Open Thread

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Wakezilla - June 21, 2016June 21, 2016

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Good morning everyone. Before I get started, I just found out that I have been invited to speak at a Refugee conference in Poland. That's pretty super! I can't wait to go over there and stuff myself with all those beefy Polish sausages. They look so delicious, I won't be able

Offseason Diversions: Euro 2016 and Copa América Centenario Open POSTS and Thread

Don T - May 22, 2016May 22, 2016

Mandatory minicamps start by mid-June. In the meantime, IT’S THE EURO AND COPA CENTENARIO! The U.S.A is hosting the Copa and already teams are dissing the travel arrangements. Are you gonna take this from invading Peter Kings? Many are leftists. Or are WE, COMMENTISTS, GONNA POST SOMETHING ABOUT IT!1!1 As humans, the

Commentist Beer Barrel and Open Thread: Substitute Student

makeitsnowondem - April 26, 2016April 26, 2016

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make it snow is off this week. This Beer Barrel is brought to you by Moose - The End Is Well Nigh! This is the story of a break for make it snow, and of one’s quest for enlightenment. So that is not really it; it is one weirdo’s evening at