DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 15

ballsofsteelandfury - December 17, 2015December 16, 2015

We have a new leader! DFO Spreads Wide (picking against the spread, Prize = A grab at OSZ’s bag of goodies) The king in yellow took advantage of sunrisesunrise's bad week to vault to the top of the standings! He leads King Hippo, Warthog, and sunrisesunrise by one, Dok Zymm and Push

Christmas Lights: A Discussion

laserguru - December 17, 2015December 17, 2015

To clear the air, I haven't been religious since I was eight years old. I would be an atheist but I don't have the energy for it. Besides, I feel if you take the time to actually have a belief system, it's really not that different than believing in religion. I

Your Wednesday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 16, 2015December 16, 2015

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I'm watching Anatomy Of A Murder. Jimmy Stewart is a proto-Stanislavskian beast wandering around a bunch of cardboard cut-out actors. The references to Thunder Bay, Sault Ste. Marie and Blind River are the icing on the Tim Horton's doughnut. Tonight in the NBA the best battle of sub .500 teams features

Week 15, Broadcast Maps

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly - December 16, 2015

Week 15 is here. Let's go to the broadcast map: Week 15, Broadcast Maps Primetime Games are as follow: TNF: Bucs @ Rams SatNF: Jets @ Cowboys SNF: Cards @ Eagles MNF: Lions @ Saints Jeff Fisher is doing his trademark mediocrity once again this year, while the Bucs have been a surprise this year. Asshole

When you prefer your Clucks Fustered : NFC East Playoff scenarios

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Doktor Zymm - December 16, 2015December 16, 2015

We've all heard about the possibility of a 6-10 division winner, or the high likelihood of a 3-way tie in the NFC East. However, with 3 weeks to go, and discounting game ties, there are actually 512 combinations of game wins and losses between the four teams concerned. Here are

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NFL Announcers

montythisseemsstrangetome - December 16, 2015December 15, 2015

ANDREW CATALON: Good afternoon and welcome to exciting NFL action on CBS, home of Super Bowl 50! I'm a guy you haven't heard of, flanked by a couple of former players with serious looks on their faces, underscoring the importance of this matchup between two middling teams that are neither

Your Tuesday Soir Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 15, 2015

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In order to fix a mess of my own making I drove pretty much non-stop for twelve hours today. Back in the day I did deliveries all day long. THANKS FOR THE FLASHBACK, BRAIN LAPSE! Sports-wise we've got a wee bit of Duke bullying Georgia Southern and Cincy doing same versus

Post Season Plans

blaxabbath - December 15, 2015December 15, 2015

From: [email protected] Sent: Sunday, December 6, 2015 10:06 PM To: <2015 NFL Coaches> Subject: Cruise Gentlemen- Found a cruise on Groupon I'm gonna take in the offseason. If anyone's interested in going, looks like a lot fun and a great way to unwind from a long season. 4 nights in the Bahamas; leaves 1/9/16 from Miami. -Mike From: [email protected] Sent: Sunday, December 6,

S7a7 Wa7s VII: The New School Zero Review

New School Zero - December 15, 2015December 15, 2015

HEY HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE YET? No? Why not? Oh, wait, did I arrive BEFORE it’s been released? OH GOOD! I can point and laugh at you. Since I have the advantage of being FROM THE FUTURE and also having FUTURE WIKIPEDIA on my FUTURE SMART PHONE, let me

Mute ‘Em: Week 15 Music Guide

Don T - December 15, 2015December 15, 2015

Last year I started to watch the Sunday games with the sound off, to let The Family put music. My hope was that they would tolerate 10+ hours of NFL on TV. (They didn't, and don't.) Still, I preferred watching games without SUDDENLY SO LOUD commercials, or narratives, tropes, and

Your Monday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 14, 2015

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NYG @ Mia: Having lost 4 of their last 5 the Giants are sending notice to the rest of the NFC East that as far as the championship of the division is concerned, they're in this for the long run. The Fins are responding with, "Playoffs?, Playoffs?" Literally dozens of

Football Actually

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ballsofsteelandfury - December 14, 2015

For some reason, I always get inspired in the shower. This morning, for some unexplicable reason, my thoughts turned to the worst movie ever made: Love Actually. I thought of all those despicable couples and how their stories are all intertwined and so lame and no one really stands out