Have Your Say: The 1st Annual DFO Commentist Survey

The Maestro - February 10, 2016February 10, 2016

Well, DFO, the offseason is here, and while normally it's a dark and depressing time for all of us football fans, there's reason yet to be positive: we're still alive! No but seriously, there's lots of good things coming up this year that we're hoping to write about on here.

(S)Cam Newton is Ruining Gymnastics

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Duchess - February 10, 2016February 10, 2016

Cam Newton's thuggery is sending ripples of shockwaves through the sports world. How dare he ruin the game of football by playing the game like tis well a game and actually enjoy things when he wins. And now his cocky flagrant joyfulness is moving towards tainting the generally bland world

Your Tuesday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 9, 2016

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[watching Logan's Run on TCM] You know which old sci-fi movie would have made a great porno? Logan's Run. Michael York was a looker back in the day and Jenny "We are all of us in" Agutter was a transcendent beauty. As far as plot was concerned there'd be little difference.

NFL Heroes

BrettFavresColonoscopy - February 9, 2016June 30, 2017

As we all know, getting old sucks. You have to pay bills, everything randomly hurts, it takes longer both to get drunk and to recover from the previous night's (or weekend's) drunkenness, and you no longer have that wonderful naiveté that comes with youth. That sense of bright eyed wonder

The Usual Suspensions

Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 9, 2016February 9, 2016

INT. NFL HEADQUARTERS - DAY A man sits in front of a gigantic NFL Shield. He is wearing an orange jumpsuit, and speaks into a microphone. NARRATOR: [testifying] It all started back in Minneapolis four weeks ago. A kicker with a chance to move his team through to the divisional round badly

Balls’ Offseason Plans

ballsofsteelandfury - February 9, 2016February 9, 2016

Well, here we are again at the end of a NFL season. Things may seem bleak. Maybe as bleak as my Cure-inspired middle of the night ramblings, but fear not, dear readers for we have plans PLANS I TELL YOU for the offseason. At least I do. Old School Zero is putting

Your Earlier Than Usual Monday Open Thread (because I’m so hung over)

scotchnaut - February 8, 2016

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Gotta admit to you folks-I thought I was past hangovers. That's not the case. Wooooo? Obviously hair of the dog has been engaged and it's almost working (unlike me). I've taken in Bridge of Spies and my hot take(s) is 1.) apparently black folks were vacationing from 1957-63-good for them!.

Winning With Grace

blaxabbath - February 8, 2016

Welcome to the Offseason

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly - February 8, 2016

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Congratulations to the Super Bowl 50 Champion Denver Broncos' Defense (I suppose accolades are due to Manning as well since he only turned the ball over twice) good jobs guys. That said, welcome to the long bleakness that is the NFL offseason. It will be 216 days until we see another

CLEAR THE TAKE PATH WE GOT ONE COMIN’ IN HAWT

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Sill Bimmons - February 7, 2016July 12, 2017

Pictured: Aggrieved White Man 78478312Oh, aggrieved white man.When will you ever see justice again in this life? When will you ever see things start to go your way again? What kind of world are we leaving for your children?When the burden just becomes so great, so massive, that you must

Your “Finally!” And “It’s All Over After This?!” Super Bowl Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 7, 2016

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Well, somehow we made it. I'm so glad that we didn't have to turn the car around due to bad behavior. Does everyone know which teams are playing? That's what I thought. Between that and Hippo's excellent breakdown of the game I've nothing to say about that end of things

Your “Hey, What Are Y’all Up To Today?” Sunday Afternoon Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 7, 2016February 7, 2016

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Are you shivering with antici........PATION? (borrowed from Tim Curry) I'm sure you are. But there are things to do before then, n'cest pas? Perhaps you'd care to share with those that you know down below? Are you hosting? What's your twist on that? As far as drinking is concerned methinks I'll