FA Cup Final Open Thread

Big Boy Fox has you covered, pre-game at Noon EST, kickoff 12:30. Dunno whether Gus Johnson and his miscast-for-lesser-footy enthusiasm will be announcing again or not. He really drives the ex-pats bonkers, FWIW. The matchup between Manure and Crystal Palace will have a damned strange feel for a final.

This Week In Violence! Presents Pitz

I'm breaking one of my rules this week: this edition of This Week In Violence! explores a sport that is no longer practised anymore. I'd say this is a shame, except the reality now is that recruiting top athletes would probably be quite difficult, considering the whole, y'know, extremely regular death thing.

Request Line: The Wreckage of the Larry Fitzgerald

What's long, slippery, and full of semen?  An overtime game in a snowstorm between the Vikings and Buccaneers!  Ha ha, get it? Hi folks, I'm Super Bowl winning quarterback (no, not this year) and two-time MVP Aaron Rodgers.  As you might have heard, I really, really, really love women.  I mean,

Your “Remember That Thing?” Wednesday Open Thread

I promise no more anti-Toronto ranting today. After hearing about the Cleveland face wash* they received, it's taken some of the air out of the bandwagon's tires. Not sure about tomorrow; check with me later.         *Shockingly, not a term found in the Urban Dictionary. Moose? The banner

Live On Periscope: Jaqen H’gar Talks AFC South & 2016 Draft

Hardly illuminated video of shadowy, jumpy images. The audio is a bit grainy, but clear. Jaqen H’gar: *In a deliberate, paused enunciation* Come forth, please. Door Flies Open: *Shrill overanxious voice* There near the water? Good. Lemme just set this… *Thud* I’M HERE AT THE FAMOUS HOUSE OF BLACK AND WHI— JH: