Your Saturday night let’s get down and boogie woogie open thread

DFOing Good

laserguru - May 21, 2016

Happy Saturday Boppers! Since it's still daylight on the West Coast and the edibles have yet to kick in... Oh but when they do! I've been elected to drop down the delirious open thread action. We've got some hockey action going as our own Covalent Blonde's San Jose Sharks get a challenge

Commentist Beer Barrel: Hair Of The Dog

Commentist Beer Barrel

Old School Zero - May 21, 2016May 21, 2016

Portland has been commodified. It started a while back when all of us super cool and better than you Portlanders talked it up to actual cool people from actual cool cities like NYC and LA and SF and other places that can legitimately go by initials that aren't their airport

FA Cup Final Open Thread

King Hippo - May 21, 2016May 21, 2016

Big Boy Fox has you covered, pre-game at Noon EST, kickoff 12:30. Dunno whether Gus Johnson and his miscast-for-lesser-footy enthusiasm will be announcing again or not. He really drives the ex-pats bonkers, FWIW. The matchup between Manure and Crystal Palace will have a damned strange feel for a final.

Your “WHOOOOO!!! FOUR-DAY WEEKEND!!!” Friday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 20, 2016May 20, 2016

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Brevity is the soul of wit. Well, Hamlet was a whiny little pissant. "Oh, I want to be king, but my mother married a douchebag, so I can't. Why's he trying to be my dad? Besides, my real father abandoned me, so now I have to raise myself." Brevity is also the

This Week In Violence! Presents Pitz

The Maestro - May 20, 2016May 19, 2016

I'm breaking one of my rules this week: this edition of This Week In Violence! explores a sport that is no longer practised anymore. I'd say this is a shame, except the reality now is that recruiting top athletes would probably be quite difficult, considering the whole, y'know, extremely regular death thing.

Request Line: The Wreckage of the Larry Fitzgerald

DFO radio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 20, 2016May 20, 2016

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What's long, slippery, and full of semen? An overtime game in a snowstorm between the Vikings and Buccaneers! Ha ha, get it? Hi folks, I'm Super Bowl winning quarterback (no, not this year) and two-time MVP Aaron Rodgers. As you might have heard, I really, really, really love women. I mean,

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 31)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - May 20, 2016May 19, 2016

The scene: Inside the green Prius, where Wolfman Rob is driving like a madman with Ballsofsteelandfury and Low Commander of the Super Soldiers in the backseat, hanging on for dear life. Mabel is of course riding shotgun. Wolfman Rob: ARROOOOOO!!! Damn, boys, you'd better be glad I got you out

Your “Pre-Holiday Weekend” Thirsty Thursday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 19, 2016May 19, 2016

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NFL News & Notes: A notion considered hilarious just two years ago, some sites are now projecting the Raiders to win the AFC West. No one wants to put odds on that though, as it might hamper the chances for a move. More talk on the Vegas front involving the

House of Pain: DFO goes to the NYC Hot Sauce Expo

Insane Shit

Senor Weaselo - May 19, 2016May 19, 2016

Hi. I'm Senor Weaselo, and I like hot sauce. More accurately, I like hot sauce that if not taken proper precautions with will hurt like hell for the next couple days. Or blind you for a while, if it gets in your eyes. (WARNING: Most sauces I write about here are not for

Your “Remember That Thing?” Wednesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 18, 2016May 18, 2016

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I promise no more anti-Toronto ranting today. After hearing about the Cleveland face wash* they received, it's taken some of the air out of the bandwagon's tires. Not sure about tomorrow; check with me later. *Shockingly, not a term found in the Urban Dictionary. Moose? The banner

Live On Periscope: Jaqen H’gar Talks AFC South & 2016 Draft

Don T - May 18, 2016July 20, 2016

Hardly illuminated video of shadowy, jumpy images. The audio is a bit grainy, but clear. Jaqen H’gar: *In a deliberate, paused enunciation* Come forth, please. Door Flies Open: *Shrill overanxious voice* There near the water? Good. Lemme just set this… *Thud* I’M HERE AT THE FAMOUS HOUSE OF BLACK AND WHI— JH:

The Curse of the Gypsy

Book Flies Open

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 18, 2016May 17, 2016

"Rex!" someone called from the other side of the door. "Are you in there? Are you decent? Please tell me you don't have a dead hooker in there! Open this up or I'm gonna break it in! Rex! Rex!" Okay, Rex tried to say, and no sound came out of his